When you make plans to actually do something with your boys online, but for what ever fucking reason you just don't show up until 4am and @ everyone to see where everyone is knowing damn well that they are all asleep. You completely ignore the "bros before hoes" rule and just proceed to bang bitches and not hang with the boys. God damn you Chris I hope you forget how to swim and drown in a lake and your dead body gets fucked by the Loch Ness monster, you then proceed to be revived by the Loch Ness monsters cock and then proceed to drown again.
Sorry guys I know that I made plans to play games with you but I'm going to have to pull a Chris and never actually join you in playing the game.
by Punnyman92 February 25, 2023
Get the Pull a Chrismug. by bigblakballs July 2, 2021
Get the Chrismug. by Spicz June 11, 2019
Get the Chrismug. Chris baker is an amazing man. He’s charming, Sweet, Tough, Funny, and will always stick up for the people he cares about. He’s been through A lot but never shows anyone that side of him. He puts everyone in front of himself and that’s cost him a lot but he’s came a long way and is strong as ever because of it. He has beautiful brown eyes, and gorgeous brown hair. He’s tall. He’s everything you could ever dream of. He’s goofy but calm. He can be rowdy but it’s always in a good way. He loves his family much more than he loves himself, but it’s because he can’t see what everyone else sees in him. He often feels as if he lost himself, but he can always make it back.
by Kworp754 November 23, 2021
Get the Chris Bakermug. Chris the the sexiest guy you will ever meet. He has massive muscles and a great sense of humor. He's great in bed and he always looks perfect and is ready to make you laugh. He normally pairs up with a Charlotte but any cute girl is fine for him.
by JESUSCHRISTIWANTANAME June 5, 2022
Get the Chrismug. That one asian kid whose last name is probably Yoo and sneaks out of class during his math class while the math teacher is watching Bad Little Liars. Chris is the type of kid to randomly scream Ree out of nowhere and make fun of people for having no nose bones and acne
by reetusing and fetusing July 29, 2019
Get the Chrismug. News man 1 - "On tonights news, 23 year old male going to jail for absolutely beating the shit out of his girlfriend for touching his pizza rolls."
News man 2 - "Now thats what I called gettin' Chris Browned."
News man 2 - "Now thats what I called gettin' Chris Browned."
by jvic3 February 8, 2022
Get the Chris Brownedmug.