ur bro a homo

The only way to dogde all the other ur mum gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny and your sister a mister

Each time this is said the Earth drifts 10 miles away from it orbit.

Carl: ur mom gay

Fred: ur dad lesbian

Maria: ur granny tranny

Derek: your sister a mister

Nic: Don't make me do it guys

Others: UR A PUSSY DO IT GAY CUNT

Nic: UR BRO A HOMO

*Everybody vaporises* *Earth collide with Jupiter*

by rhatguywhoforgottochardeupshen March 15, 2018

Cluck you bro

When you don’t want to swear in front of your parents because they still think you are a child.

Fred: Cluck you bro heck dude that bish cut me off
Mom: Wow you didn’t swear once.
Dad: We are so proud!
Fred: Dad I’m 26.

by *ShadowKnight* February 21, 2019

south bro row

what a row of desks in an office setting is called that only contains dudes

it's hard to focus on t his conference call when south bro row gets to giggling like school girls about fantasy football, cartoons, or whatever else they are in to that day

by GlazeHer August 25, 2016

Woah! That's Poggers Bro.

Woah! That's Poggers Bro is a phrase used by everyone, it can be used everywhere

someone: My dog died and I ate his corpse.
someone else: Woah! That's Poggers Bro.

by coolkid68419 March 01, 2021

bro butt sex

Gay sex but its not actually gay because we put the word bro in it

Bro 1--"Bro, lets have some bro butt sex."
Bro 2--"Well you did say bro."

by BallsDeep69 June 18, 2014

Bro Chillington

a name to call someone that is a bro (laxer bro too) and is a dbag like all other bros brosephs and brosephinas.

cool person- hey man do you want to go be not gay?
gay fag laxer- nah man, gotta string my spoon and have a gnar lax sesh
cool person- oh i should have known you were bro chillington

by Left Nutz October 29, 2010

Bros before Moses

a battlefield remark which distracted a pursuing army, and allowed for Moses to successfully lead his people out of Egypt

According to a new lost old scroll just now found, the pursuing ancient army knew it was screwed when someone yelled, ""Bros before Moses."

by Emerson Crossjostle March 12, 2013