Blows dead bears

It doesn't matter how hard you try or how good you are at doing it, the bear is dead, so nothing's going to happen.

We tried our best but lost to a superior team. That blows dead bears dude!

by Spiderwilliams March 2, 2022

Blowed

Mad, upset

If someone you hate call you out your name you'll be blowed

by Tha.Brokest September 18, 2018

Blow job

A term for the person in lawn scaping that is tasked with blowing away the leaves and grass and all the shit left behind. Usually with a leaf blower.

Tony, your on blow job today, no pun intended, don't go sucking dicks Tony.

by Resonanaced September 8, 2020

this is blowing me

Used to describe something that you find funny; Something that makes you laugh.

"She just slipped on a banana peel, this is blowing me!"

by Cummie Lover August 7, 2024

Blow Wetter

A rechargeable dildo that looks like a handheld hair care appliance.

Oh kids! That’s just my blow dryer, put that back. Later that day…. “OMG Allison can you believe my kids found my dildo. I told them it was a blow wetter.”

by the creeper May 14, 2025

Brazilian blow

The act of oral pleasure while ridding the body of unwanted hair.

The Brazilian blow made my freak flag fly.

by Icyfreshbabii12 March 30, 2015

Properly blowed

When you smoke the perfect amount and you’re not too high but you’re high enough

*John and Jackson both take two last hits of the blunt and ditch it*

John: I’m pretty high dude.

Jackson: Yeah, that blunt got me properly blowed”

by Browhattheufck June 9, 2019