Hostel situation

When shit gets real in a cheap, temporary place of lodging.

According to UD, the unavoidable outcome of a scenario where "shit just got real" is always a hostel situation.

by MMRandySavage June 13, 2010

ideal situation

The best situation you can think of involving something. A synonym of "best case scenario".

The ideal situation with you and a sleeping cobra is you don't disturb the cobra and he doesn't bite you.

by awesomeisanoverusedname October 18, 2015

zitatious

when somone is so zitty that when you look at them, you cant help to call them "zitatioius"

man 1 turns around and nuges man 2 by accident
man 2 has zitty face
man 1- "ohhh i didnt see....OHHHH SHIT"
man 2- "oh its fine"
man 1- "have a nice day while walking away zitatious"

by okennn1 January 23, 2006

situational douchebaggery

when someone surpasses the levels of jerk and asshole but does not always exhibit the behavior associated with being a douchebag.

only in certain instances does the person engage in behavior that would label him/her a douchebag.

an avoidable event that results in douchebag behavior.

I was fucking an Oompa Loompa?
Okay I'm not saying you're a douchebag - but that is not only bullshit - it's situational douchebaggery

by snarfsnarfliono October 14, 2010

Bituation

It's the one thing all straight guys want to know before they attend any event. How many girls are going. Also commonly known as "what's the ratio girls:boys"

Hmm, what's the bituation?

by DVious. November 16, 2011

situational herpes

The only kind of herpes that isn't truly permanent. This is the worst type of herpes that women typically use to get out of situations that make them feel uncomfortable or may even prevent them from gaining any real STD. Keep in mind this is not truly having herpes, only pretending to have herpes.

"Me and my friend have situational herpes, go away."

"I used to have a lot of unprotected goat sex at Clay-Chalkville high school, now I have situational herpes."

by J Self November 27, 2011

Situational hotness

When there is an insufficient amount of social encounters/interactions a person experiences day to day and said person starts to find otherwise undesirable people attractive, they have experienced situational hotness for someone.

Most likely to apply to people at college or work.

"Dude, that girl working on front counter is starting to look pretty hot."
"Bro, you need to get out more if she has acquired situational hotness."

by Sir Mixuhlittle August 26, 2013