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Patient Zero

In work or educational organizations the first person in the organization with a contagious disease who winds up infecting over half of his or her colleagues.
With this year’s office cold, Sammy was patient zero.
by jesster79 January 9, 2020
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zero points

1. of poor quality
2. general disapproval
3. disappointment
1. A: Would you rail with that girl?
B: No, man. She's zero points.

2. A: Let's go out to Toad's. That place rocks!
B: What? Zero points!

3. A: I Dutch-ovened my girl, and she dumped me.
B: Tsk, tsk. Zero points.
by H-Money October 21, 2003
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Zero Twosday

Zero Twosday is a globally recognized holiday celebrated on Earth by a recent unnamed religion formed in 2017, who praises the deity known as "Zero Two". While the holiday itself only officially occurs once every 100 years, worshippers of this deity are known to praise her weekly, similar to other modern religions. The first of three official, and globally recognized instances of this religious holiday being, February 22, 2022, followed by February 22, 2122, and February 22, 2222 (all 2/22/22).

It is of communal belief that she will return on the final celebration and it is widely considered a joyous occasion. Other believers seem to expect different forms of revenge from the return their goddess. Some mentioning things such as, 'Death by Face Sitting", or "Death by Thighs". Evidently a highly repentant religion, as often these implications and desires are followed by descriptions of the desire to be killed by Zero Two's thighs personally, with great emphasis on the thickness of said thighs. It is still unknown what sins these followers could have possibly committed to wish such treachery upon themselves.
Common usage:

"Happy Zero Twosday"

"I've never felt a woman's touch, but at least it's Zero Twosday."

"I'm so glad my $296 Zero Two figure finally came in, and just in time for Zero Twosday!"

"Everyday is Zero Twosday"

"TGIZT"
by TheDesertScrub February 21, 2022
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Blowing zeros

Referring to a breathalyzer. Blowing through and it reads 0.00. When someone is pretending to be drunk or high but they blow a 0% BAC
Guy 1: did you see how drunk she was at the party?
Guy 2: nah dude she was blowing zeros
by Shortlang♐️ March 6, 2016
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zero zone

the zero zone is the time between today and tomorrow. it’s symbolizes the nothingness that exists between two days. you enter the zero zone when it’s 00:00 o’clock and you are awake and you exit it when you wake up. it's literally nothing. the name itself says that. the zero zone. zero is nothing but zero is there. you can easily skip the zero zone by going to sleep before 00:00 because when you wake up it’s tomorrow but if you make it past 00:00 without falling asleep you can successfully enter the zero zone
oh look it’s 00:00 we are in the zero zone
by ususyeysvshshdhd September 20, 2022
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On the ones and zeros

Digital DJ or technician description. Ones and zeros is how digital information is stored.
DJ Drop-bomb is on the ones and zeros.
by Bay Area Beekeeper March 24, 2011
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Zero to Ohhh!

The time it takes, from the start of sex, to make a woman have an orgasm
She was so turned on last night she went from zero to ohhh! in like 30 seconds!
by Michael S King July 7, 2008
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