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Zach

The bIgGeSt s t u p i d dumb f a c e in the wOrld
by IHateZach June 12, 2018
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A kid who smokes pot and plays fortnite and waste his life away while eating takis.... he does have a cool egg head though
Zach has a egg head
by John Sway June 28, 2018
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A stupid guy who is dumb and makes dumb decisions. He cannot be smart and will likely trip over himself on a pebble half an inch big.
Wow Zach is really dumb!
by zxckjfsjaljgvdzLKfsaj July 22, 2018
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Dude...why are you being so Zach?”
by dangdevin July 30, 2018
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The biggest douche bag of all time. If he is your boyfriend he will most definitely cheat on you. He is addicted to video games and has no friends, except for his little cult. He is the skinniest and weakest person you will ever meet. And he is extremely unathletic. Please when you meet a Zach, just find a new friend.
Dude why are you being such a Zach to your girlfriend.
by Djdndkofn February 19, 2019
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Zach the gayest person I know but somehow has a girlfriend. Gets extremely butthurt when you spell his name with a h. He's a sweat on the dumbest subjects school but is a dumbass he doesn't do math. Zach is a faggot constantly touches boys and talks about seggs. is a loser weeb who watches anime but not ripped so cant defend himself for being a weeb. Zach is also on edge of being a e boy as he's a skater kid that wears chains from Bunnings on his jeans and when he wears shorts you wanna die.
Zach touched me again
by dghmjhk,.mkhggdfsfghjk,jhgfdsd February 24, 2022
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he will be mean to his close friends and always have a penis distorter either bent or just cant get hard
by thefatyy November 5, 2017
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