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Zach

Zach, not the smartest of all people but some how, still passes most of his classes. He’s very funny, but has a dark sense of humour. He is tall, but not skinny, and has black hair. He will say the stupidest things if you insult him, or even compliment him.
Person 1: Hey Zach, did you know that there’s a test tomorrow.

Zach: Well I’m illegally legally illegally special so, no.
by PotatoPatato69 October 27, 2019
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A Russian/muslim islamic ultra-terrorist who wants to work for nasa just so he can plant a bomb on the next space shuttle to the moon and kill every living thing on it. Nickname: the spastic
Zach, your jokes aren't funny. You fucking demented 4 year old born in Afghanistan.
by bigmanfunny4 October 28, 2019
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A retard with a phat ass. He usually has big pp and likes men. Sometimes he fucks with taller women (and older) he usually does dumb shit for attention but doesn’t mind. Hates school and will get fired from every job. He’s good with technology and plays a lot of video games. People called him faggot in school :’(

Zach’s a faggot
Zach’s a retard
by Bigger boy joe October 30, 2019
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1) Has a big dick, able to get ladies just by saying "What's good slatterinos".
"God, Zach is so hot, right Michelle?"
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by Fuckubitch January 17, 2020
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a little bitch that is tiny and abusive.
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Zach is one of the meanest people in the world, he laughs if they get hurt he’s a know it all and he thinks he’s better then you, and if you try to tell him he’s doing something wrong he acts like your telling him that he’s doing everything wrong he’s just a straight up dick
Why is he being so mean

Oh he’s a zach
by Randomperson5656 August 23, 2020
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