The Spoons Years

A time in the later years of a man's life when he is probably retired and is using his local wetherspoons as a second home.

A- Mate I'm so sick of this job - can't wait for the spoons years!
B- Yeah, look at that dude - he is loving the spoons years!

by Web* October 28, 2018

All year

The day we respect women.

"Give me that coochie" Tom demanded. "no you have to respect us, all year" replied stephanie

by BigSteveTheFirst November 18, 2019

Year of the dog

Rufffff! You are happy creative and loyal! Good friend who is great at keeping secrets

Wow! You were born in the year of the dog?

by Pond shine December 14, 2019

1000 years

The time it takes to go back in to a glacier

It literally took 1000 years for the yak

by ='srtrx August 23, 2019

bitch years

A person's age in dog years, quickly calculated and used in response to any derogatory comment about someone else's age.

22 year old Edith: What would you know about young people's issues, you're like 35...
Steph: Well you're 154 in bitch years

by razzamabaz October 13, 2020

Nelson years

This is in reference to great country singer Willie Nelson and his legendary cannabis smoking status. It is to denote how many years you have been smoking cannabis or how many years you did smoke the hippie lettuce.

Ah man, I haven't part taken in the hippie lettuce in years, but reminiscing, I did put in 24 Nelson years.

by blaqdik December 9, 2014

Year Weary

The feeling at the end of the year when your tired and exhausted and need the Christmas Break to recover

I am so year weary.. the year weary is real... I need the holiday break to recover from my severe case of Year Weary...

by Nicola Jayne December 20, 2016