Chicago Hot Wrap

A sexual act in which a girl is rampantly defecated on post-intercourse, and then wrapped in cellophane as to preserve the scene.

Dude, I can't believe you Chicago Hot Wrapped that girl last night! What? You still have her in your room? Aweomse.

by Arthur S. September 18, 2008

greek wrap around

whilst fucking a girl's arse from behind, one clenches his hand into a fist and with a firm thrust punches the woman in her vagina, hopefully getting achieving full insertion.

dude so i was fucking janet from behind and i gave her a greek wrap around, she was pissed

by not-that-guy-you-saw September 7, 2009

Randy-Wrap

A sometimes last-minute gift wrapped tightly in a brown bag. Usually candy.

Every year he gave me a Randy-Wrapped candy bar for my birthday.

by mousewax January 20, 2009

Tidy-Wrap-Up

A quick and clean wrap up to any cult crime/medical television show. Tidy-wrap-ups are comprised of dialogue absent scenes in slow motion and feature the music of "Cold Play", "Five for Fighting", "REM" or Gary Jules singing "Mad World". They are a quick way to "wrap-up" an episode without going into any complicated dialogue-rich explanations of what really happened to all the characters in the episode. One of the earliest instances of this technique was it's eloquent usage at the end of the cult classic film "Donnie Darko"-but the tidy-wrap-up was later bastardized due to overuse in popular television dramas.

"Damnit... I started my DVR too late last night and all I got was the tidy-wrap-up."

"Gahh.. this episode of CSI Miami is boring, can't we just skip to the tidy-wrap-up?"

"Christ on a cracker! stop being so dramatic, you're just like a tidy-wrap-up"

by saturnine_nightshade May 17, 2010

Don't pop my bubble wrap

A figure of speech used to express the feeling of not wanting ones fun to be ruined by another.

Man A:"Man, did you hear that girl? She called me hot! She wasn't too bad herself..."

Man B:"Dude, that was a guy dressed as a girl..."

Man A:"Don't pop my bubble wrap."

by That one guy but not THAT guy. November 8, 2014

chicken wrap

hand job, being jerked off,

I felt like I was in eighth grade again when she pulled out the lotion and gave me a chicken wrap.

by birdman26 January 14, 2008

Penis Wrap

When A McDonalds employee writes a penis on your snack wrap with your selected sauce.

"haha look at that mike drew a penis on that guys wrap!"
"lol I gave that girl a penis wrap

by Andyownedyou December 19, 2008