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Womb Vandalism

A legal term for someone who is charged with committing an act of vandaliam on or inside the womb of a human or animal. This also includes the sadistic hobbie of crawling up inside a womb and setting fireworks off. As seen in the infamous case of Mr N Demp-C in 1902. Womb Vandalism is written under chapter 56 paragraph 22.3 of the legal and legisism act of 1754 in only 2 countries in the world. These two countries are not known, but researchers have found that they lye somewhere near the earths equator, in a region known as no mans land or NML.
In court the judge read out the charges: Right Mr Demp-C your have been charged with Womb Vandalism, how do you plead?

Mr Demp-C screamed like a gorilla as he unbuttoned his shirt and ripped off his pants shouting. "I'm Guilty, Guilty as charged!"
by wuddawhist July 31, 2012
mugGet the Womb Vandalismmug.

womb ticket

Bro, my ho done give me a womb ticket ...ain't no way that fuck trophy is mine.
by Ditto2458 May 17, 2020
mugGet the womb ticketmug.

Wombing It

The sexual acronym stands for Washing Out My Buttcrack and is used when your partner is boutta go down on you and for once you feel generous enough to wash it so she doesnt get a dinkleberry on her lip
Person 1:”Ay bro why the fuck you takin so long in the bathroom?!”
Person 2:”Fuck you dogg im in here wombing it!”
Person 1:”Thats fuckin right fool,RESPECT!”
by Tinwaysthedisgrace May 17, 2022
mugGet the Wombing Itmug.

penis in womb deep

When something is unreachable to the point where just trying to describe it cause brain malfunction.
There's so much dust inside my computer. Like penis in womb deep!
by HappyWill16 December 6, 2023
mugGet the penis in womb deepmug.

womb@

by ItsYaSquidBoi April 19, 2018
mugGet the womb@mug.

Womb jihad

The deliberate marriage of Muslim men to non-Muslim women to produce children for a Muslim upbringing.
“Aamir Khan has four Hindu wives but three Muslim children. If this is not womb jihad, then what is it?”
by Hamidovic March 17, 2025
mugGet the Womb jihadmug.

Womb doom

Bitch you best go to the clinic and womb doom that shit
by darkweji August 25, 2021
mugGet the Womb doommug.

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