Wisconsin Woody

When you are banging your girlfriend from behind and her dad walks in and starts masturbating. Your dick gets even harder because her dad isn't mad at you.

I was fucking the shit out of Gertrude last night when her dad walked in on us and started peeling his banana, but not to worry, my Wisconsin Woody kicked in.

Wisconsin Woody by Indy Tim Wilson February 22, 2008

Wisconsin Hot Air Balloon 

When you 69 with a girl, and she farts, you reach over the edge of the bed, grab a walmart bag, and fill the bag with the stink. Turn around and start to fuck her. When when she is about to orgasm, put the bag over her head. When she gasps for air, pull the bag off and shoot your wad in her face.

"Dude, your girlfriend told me that you gave her a Wisconsin Hot Air Balloon last...good call..."

Wisconsin Hot Air Balloon by WI Pharter April 16, 2009

Wisconsin Cheese Wheel

When sweaty man begins to defecate and his partner cartwheels into a handstand; positioning herself into the 69 position. As oral pleasure begins the one in cartwheel position undoubtedly begins to taste a vinegary duck butter from the fromundacheese.

Flavors may vary. No expiration date. Do not limit this to toilets, people in Wisconsin shit everywhere.

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Wisconsin Cheese Wheel by cheese girl May 24, 2009

wisconsin tooth smasher 

When a broad gives a blowjob to a man who has a large prince albert piercing he gives her a german nose hose then pull out and slaps her in the mouth knocking out as many teeth as possible and finish by saying make me some eggs bitch. The whole time she thinks its an average blowjob until the big finish

Cindy's mother asked her what happened? Cindy responded I told Ian I need to go to the dentist and get a tooth pulled. So Ian said I can save u some money and gave her the wisconsin tooth smasher

wisconsin tooth smasher by n8t-n February 20, 2011

Wisconsin Baptism 

When die-hard Green Bay Packers’ fans throw a cheese slice at their infant child’s forehead making it stick and christianing them life long Green Bay fans.

*A place in Wisconsin*
“Hey, what are you up to this weekend?”
“It’s my sons Wisconsin baptism on Saturday, I’m so excited to see him in the green & gold!”

Wisconsin Baptism by Robocoitus March 1, 2019

Wisconsin Chicken Wing 

While wearing a Brett Favre Jersey, you squirt cheese whiz up a butthole. Age 2 to 12 days, then suck out of asshole. enjoy with chicken.

Thebest thing to take a hooker out for is a Wisconsin Chicken Wing

Wisconsin Chicken Wing by wisconsinbutcher October 16, 2009

Wisconsin Fishbowl 

A sex act involving a fish (preferably of the gold variety), canned cheese, and an anus.

1) Insert canned cheese into anus. NOT WHOLE CAN, just the cheese. Why do you think the cans have such small squirt-tips?
2) Subdue fish. This is an often overlooked step. Conscious fish are one of the most difficult things to insert into an anus.
3) Insert fish into cheese filled anus.

Steve: Why is my fish covered in cheese and shit? Did you guys do a wisconsin fishbowl?

Jeff: I swear to god he climbed up there willfully.

Wisconsin Fishbowl by Dr. Accula December 16, 2009