Wincoll boi

Bois who: attend Winchester college, have small dicks are never on their freaking phone beacuse they're usually working or wanking off in maths lessons. Sexually repressed beacuse no one will date them. Total dicks because they have none in their pants. Wincoll bois have very fragile masculinity and they breathe nicotine out their toilet windows. Pot brownies are a popular dish served with a packet of fags and leftover takeaways. Lives on maccies and poundland food, this demonstrated from the many social events with girls, of whom they fail to impress. They truly are one of a kind.

She's dating a Wincoll boi.

by theburnbook;) November 12, 2019

suck wind

1. To breathe hard after exertion or to be unable to catch your breath after an activity.

2. To lose any chance of winning after a certain point.

1. While mountain biking for example: Man, I'm suckin wind after climbing that hill.

2. A: How do you think you'll do in that 5 mile race? B: Crappy - after 3 miles, I'm useless, I just suck wind.

by psygirl November 16, 2004

surf widow

A girlfriend/wife that spends endless hours on the beach watching her boyfriend/husband surf. He usually brings up the idea of "going to the beach," implying time together in the sun, and before she knows it, she's sitting on the beach by herself. Many are located in Southern California, Hawaii, and Florida.

Kate: Is Julie coming to the mall with us?
Beth: No, she's at the beach shooting video of Keith surfing so that he can send it to a surfware company and hopefully get sponsored. She's a total surf widow.

by AceAudi August 20, 2008

through the window

Fuck no.

Russian "through the window" is v okno, when spoken sounds like fuck no.

Bob, do you want to go to the happy hour? Through the window.

by bob March 5, 2004

Windows 10

A new virus discovered by security researchers that infects your computer and spies on you. It has already taken over 300 million computers worldwide. There is currently no cure for it.

No anti-virus software has managed to get rid of Windows 10.

by Windows10Hater June 29, 2016

windowmeth

1. The page you found when you went to search for meth without deleting your search for window

2. Probably the name of a metalcore band

1.

Person 1: Yo fam u want some windowmeth
Person 2: wtf
Person 1: oh shit sorry I was searching for windows for my shed and went to search for meth without deleting my search for windows
Person 2: you're talking to me irl

Person 1: fuck

2.

Person 1: Do you listen to Windowmeth?
Person 2: Yeah I love their sick grooves, damn I love being an edgy teenager who thinks he's hardcore but can't stand Meshuggah or Dillinger

by MMR_LM February 16, 2018

Poo window

A poo window descibes the period of time during which it is easy and comfortable to go for a poo. Missing this window may result in over-straining and discomfort!

I missed the poo window this morning coz I didnt wanna use the toilets at work.

by fulleulla February 24, 2009