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World-Wide Access 

A slang term made famous in Long Island by Astorian influencer J-Killah. It’s used primarily as a sales pitch when signing people up at a gym. Only the manager is able to grant someone world-wide access because as them being the manager, they could actually do that. Although the term is seen by most as a joke currently, in the past it was a great closing statement. The term is also coupled with a fake voucher discount used by J-Killah and is a 90% success rate when pitched correctly. The salesman must have a shaved head even if they’re not bald, a checkered dress shirt layered with a Black vest, and both hands directly tucked into their pockets to present a layer back “I don’t give a fuckvibe.
Prospect: “Umm, I’m not sure if I’ll sign up today
J-Killah: “I’ll grant you world-wide access”
World-Wide Access by Egbert June 28, 2022
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with arms wide open

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Christian go with arms wide open
with arms wide open by When_ January 5, 2021

Ur mom is so wide 

Mostly used my 8 year old after losing a game of Fortnite.

Also used when they win a game but they have done squat shit to help there team
“Your mom is so wide she can’t go thru the door

Wings Wide Open 

This statement is a metaphor for saving ones self from a bad situation. It is derived from a bird in free-fall. If the bird spreads its wings, it can simply soar and stop it's impending pain/demise. Likewise, when a bird wants to fly away quickly, it spreads its wings wide open and with a few powerful thrusts flies away. Consequently, this statement is often used to remind one of their inner strength.
Sam found Andi crying after a break-up.

"Wings wide open, dear, wings wide open!" Sam encouraged.

"Yes, WWO. I'm the one that's gotta make this situation better for myself" Andi smiled back.
Wings Wide Open by TC3 December 12, 2011

What in the wide wide world of sports? 

The greatest phrase ever uttered.
A phrase that can be used instead of "What?", "Huh?", "Why?" or even "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"
"Okay, everyone. We have a pop quiz today."
"What in the wide wide world of sports?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

World Wide It Boy 

Jungkook is the World Wide It Boy!
World Wide It Boy by anonymous January 29, 2021