contract weasel

A contract weasel is a person in a large sales organization that just sits around the office. He/she will appear busy when the boss is around. But in all actuality they are doing personal business on the company time. The only reason they are sitting there is to catch a call in or a person to walk in to the office. This type of individual is very very common in Military Recruiting offices. Although they are less common in the civilian world. Because their types of actions would get them fired. This person also has close association to the boot weasel. They think they know everything there is to know about sales but they really don't know shit.

Hey Jim who do you have going to MEPS this week? I am sending down Tim...What? you mean that dude I met last week down at the store. Yeah he came in ready to join. What the fuck? You are nothing but a damn contract weasel. Thanks for nothing you jackass now I have to go to Mount Olympus because I am going to roll a zero this month.

contract weasel by pantyteamaster August 26, 2010

spice weasel 

1) A rodent from outer space used in Neptuian cooking to add flavour to a dish. When the tail and head are pulled apart rapidly this creature exumes spice out of it's nose. (As seen in Futurama)

2. (Inuendo) an expression used to describe an attractive woman.

She deserves a blast of the spice weasel.
*rapidly pull clenched hands away from each other in vertical motion*
BAM!

spice weasel by JKRK13 May 3, 2005

Gas Station Weasel 

When a professional wrestler who is on a losing streak is trying to sneak his/her way into a title match.

Adam Cole: “I want the NXT title”

Karrion Kross: “you’re never getting this title again you gas station weasel”

Gas Station Weasel by NYCDEMONDIVA June 1, 2021

pickle weasel 

i wonder if anyone will ever look this up...??? i don't know why anyone would. i just was thinking of That 70's Show, and Kelso was saying that.

'You know what a funny word is...??? PICKEL WEASEL!'

pickle weasel by bloody_valentine September 3, 2003

chutney weasel 

A weasel who likes to burrow in the chutney

He moved in close and gave him a reach-around like the chutney weasel he is

chutney weasel by Charles Monkfish March 5, 2008

Fishy Weasel 

The Fishy Weasel is a weasel god and rap king, Fishy Weasel is a human hidden somewhere among us, rap battling daily and loving all weasels equally. The Fishy Weasel is the freshest of the fresh, always Furry, and always juicy. The Fishy Weasel is known for his stellar rapping abilities, sexay ears, and awesome vocabulary. All weasels look up to the Fishy Weasel, all humans wish they were the Fishy Weasel. He also has a rap group posse to follow him around and back him up.The Fishy Weasel is simply, amazing.

The Fishy Weasel is definitely the most awesome of the weasels.

Fishy Weasel by Reenacting_Sunflower March 2, 2015

tin-pot weasel 

A sneaky, untrustworthy, autocratic upper-management type with zero credibility, but an inflated sense of self-worth. In the workday world, a tin-pot weasel is often also a PowerPoint Ranger.

Michael is a tin-pot weasel. He very seldom does what he says he will do, yet he threatens to fire anyone who does not scurry to fulfill his every whim, sneeringly referring to them as "sub-par."

tin-pot weasel by Monkey Serenade August 19, 2009