Asian Hand Warmer

Warming your hands by placing them within close proximity of your balls. Pants must be used for maximum effect (otherwise, you're just fondling your balls).

This comes from the East Asian tradition of warming your hands with your balls.

"Dude, it is so freezing out here. I'm gonna stick my hands down my pants." - Person A
"Don't you mean to pull an asian hand warmer?" - Person B
"Yeah sure whatever." - Person A

by Gordonite April 8, 2012

som wardner

Sri Lankan-born frontman from brilliant rock band My Vitriol.

You look like Som Wardner

by TurtleDove December 17, 2003

warmers

A box of warmers is a dozen hot fresh-off-the-line donuts from Krispy Kreme, and you better get the traditional glazed. Available in the mornings and evenings while the neon sign is lit, and embodying a degree of deliciousness that leads to vigorous consumption.

"Making a warmers run"
"yeahh, fuckin' warm-ass warmers dude"
"who ate the lone-ass lefties from last night, that was going to be my goddamn breakfast"

by RainbowSampson July 5, 2008

3 degrees warmer

It is a well known fact that the booty is 3 degrees warmer than the vajayjay. Next time you're rejected at entering the sensual rear end sauna just mention this fact. It's sure to keep you warm on those cold winter nights.
penis is vagina is nice, but penis in the anus is tighter and 3 degrees warmer... mmm

Wow... whenever i have bum sex with my gf it it feels so warm, 3 degrees warmer to be exzact.

by Matthew "Camel" Toews April 22, 2008

som wardner

Great voice, great guitarist, great songwriter. Massively talented and very sexy too.

Som Wardner is God

by bonnyprincebilly January 7, 2004

Bench Warmers

Bench Warmers is one of many sickly wicked movies you'll ever see. If you haven't seen this movie you are missing out on alot of STUFF!!!! If you like Napolion Dynomite or if you don't either way you'll love this movie.

"Are you apart of the Bench Warmers?"
"Ya!!!"
"Sssswwwweeeetttt!!!!"

by Bench Warmer June 22, 2006

robert wagner

1. to take a shit.
2. long version of a #2 ( Austin Powers #2)

I took a Robert Wagner last night is stunk up the house to beat hell.

by Dave Tubbs October 24, 2007