waldwick

A small town in Bergen County. The least wealthy of its surrounding towns, which include Saddle River, Midland Park, Ho-Ho-Kus, Wyckoff, Ramsey, and Allendale. The football team sucks. The basketball team sucks. The soccer team is okay, but their division sucks. The baseball team sucks. Basically, no one in Waldwick can run or throw a ball. The girls in Waldwick are HOTT! There are no local celebs EXCEPT for Danny Tamborelli (from Pete and Pete) who doesn't even live there anymore. The 7-11 is run by white people. The mexicans are from El Salvador, so everyone can stop calling the area by El Rodeo "Little Mexico" and it can be called "Little El Salvador." There are like 100 El Salvadorians living in 3 houses. They hang out by the train tracks. The cops in Waldwick love drama. The traffic in Waldwick is really bad only at 3 pm when the HS gets out, because the Waldwick HS kids don't know how to drive. Most people in Waldwick are emo, and some are self-mutilators.

Yo, I just visited Waldwick High School and I saw like 500 emo kids. My car got smashed into on the way out. So I drove to Little El Salvador to see if someone could fix it.

by Lena J December 27, 2008

waldo

the name given to young men who wish to establish themselves as the president of the socialist youth group in their area.

person1: daniel has become such a waldo.
person 2: i know man, but atleast hes happy.

by krazyamie June 14, 2004

waldorfian

waldorfians eat tofu and are hippie smoking eurythmy dancers.

Waldorfians see colorful rainbows when in a state of highness.

The waldorfian species is primarily found meditating in a cult in Takoma Park.

by wall-dorf-ian February 26, 2003

Walden Woods

Upper middle class development in Toms RiverNew jersey. It located near the TR jackson boarder. it is right near saratoga

Some people think that people who live in Walden Woods are rich but They should really look at the people who live in tallymar

by Guinea Pig April 9, 2005

waldemar

A lazy redhead gamer that like ''ecchi'' anime, and never show up to school but dose surprisingly well, and he enjoy other totally ''legal'' but questionable things .

Bob : Guess who missed school again.

Dave : Waldemar?
Bob : Yep

by bob is hot April 19, 2018

slimy waldo

A girl/guy gives you a BJ and you blow your load in her/his mouth and on their face and shout "Where is Slimy Waldo hiding?", she/he lathers your dick in the cum and wanks you off while saying "here he is" repeatedly.

Mike: Im almost there!
Nic: Here it comes...
Mike: Where the fuck is Slimy Waldo hiding?
Nic: Here he is!!!
Mike: mmmmmmmmmmmm

by MikeUK January 22, 2008

Waldron

To Waldron Something Is To Make The Least Favourable Attempt At Completing A Mission You Possibly Can.

kyle: Fetch Me My Rapier, Boy
john: 'roflcoptor' *removes glasses* *plays quiddich* *throws rapier in acid lake*
kyle: what you doing you waldron coptor

by W0T ArKeD W0T June 16, 2008