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Victim Weight

A male that weighs under 90kg, a common phrase used by guys that are insecure about being built like Nikocado.
Oh you're 89.9kg, don't even think about leaving the house then. Your victim weight ass is instantly gonna attract 20 men that are built like Arnold to punt you into orbit, cause that's totally how the world works.
by SuperhumanCock January 12, 2024
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Victim

Kofi Kingston is a victim
by Mousskitoz July 19, 2021
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Victimizing

In retrospect, I do feel kind of bad victimizing people with my own pathology... Hmm...
Hym "How bad should I feel about this?"

Iam "I don't know... I feel bad about victimizing people with my own pathology sometimes."

Hym "I don't feel anything until someone opens their mouth crooked. The I feel good about it. It's all the justification I need."

Iam "I was supposed to be dead by now..."

Hym "So were those other pieces of shit. If I could find the person responsible..."
by Hym Iam June 4, 2022
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Victim brag

To publicly celebrate, highlight, brag about how one (or one's group) was victimized by others.

The greater the harm to the victim, the more notable the brag. The more perpetrators who did the harm, the more notable the brag.
There's john victim bragging again about how his teachers in high school wronged him by giving him tests that were too hard!
by Human Peacocking May 19, 2023
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Special Victims Breakdown

The act of bursting into the Law and Order Special Victims Unit Theme song, usually by humming or singing.
We saw a sketchy guy run into an alley, made eye contact, and dropped a Special Victims Breakdown. "dumm dumm dumm dumm dumb dimmm eoooo dum dumm DUM DUM"
by Nickikillz August 10, 2013
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Innocent Victim

by The libertarian Oracle February 24, 2022
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victim boner

A condition similar to victimitis that causes one to often cast themselves as a victim for the purposes of self-gratification. Severe cases can lead to the person manufacturing scenarios entirely in order to maintain their victim status.
The man’s victim boner could only become fully erect when he felt that others where feeling sorry for him. That caused him to repeatedly orchestrate scenarios where he was the victim of attacks.
by possiblyben February 24, 2019
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