vertical smear

a fuckin big shit stain produced by a scruffy fuckin chink who sells dvd's!!!!!!

man look at chan he has a vertical smear down his boxers, dirty little cunt!!!!

by cuntbag 99 January 28, 2010

VERTIGO

An ailment my father often suffers from on Thanksgiving after a crapload of undercooked turkey. Also, a song that makes me grudgingly admit that Bono is indeed a sexy, sexy man. In addition, VERTIGOs are delightfully sassy, yet at the same time act very mature for their very young age. For this reason, VERTIGOs would make very good decoys for the Dateline special "To Catch a Predator."

I've been dizzy and feeling delightfully intoxicated. Damn you, VERTIGO!

by Scherbatsky* March 27, 2008

vertigo

Gangsta lingo for getting hit in the head with a mini-golf club at Boomers

"oh shit, that nigga got that vertigo"

by Scott Unger December 14, 2008

vertically challenged

short(patterned after politically correct terms with the word challenged in them, possibly offensive to short people)

If he had been vertically challenged than it would have shown as he aged.

by The Return of Light Joker December 9, 2008

vertidone

A sexual position in which the man holds the woman upside down in a vertical position where the woman is performing a handstand. The man inserts his penis inside of the woman's vagina and begins to have sex with her. This process is intended to continue until the man comes.
(Vur-tee-dun)

*My spouse and I performed a vertidone last night.

*My wife broke her neck last night during our vertidone, when I dropped her on her neck.

by Eenis September 20, 2007

Verticornicus

Makes your peepee disappear

The swelling of his verticornicus area would probably overcome his peepee and make it disappear.

by UVioletPilot September 14, 2018

Alaskan Vertical Snuggle

Noun: When two males engage in a snuggle or spoon while standing upright, after the big spoon massages the pectorals of the little spoon and continues massage on down the torso as if frisking. The two men then remove their clothing to morph into the position of the Alaskan Vertical Cool Hand Luke.

Rob and Travis were intoxicated when Rob said "Don't move I'm going to give you a massage." Then Travis said "Oooh, is this an Alaskan Sniperfuck?" Then Rob managed to slur "No silly goose, I'm gonna hit you with an Alaskan Vertical Snuggle you big bear you." Love ensued.

by Saxenkuntz March 28, 2009