vegan gains

Noun 1: A gain in muscle mass attributed to the vegan diet.

Noun 2: A psychopath who hates when animals are killed, but threatens to kill random people.
1. Ya I'm really proud of the vegan gains I've been making as of late.

2. WHY DONT U WAKE UP ADN MAKE SUM FUKIN VEGAIN GAIIINS
by "4ChanDOTgov" December 26, 2016
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vegan slaughterhouse

A perilous field or room where vegetables go to die. Also known as a farm.
Sarah ZoZ, Amazon review for ATN PS15-4:

"I was recently hired by the notorious Joey "MAD DOG" Runella to perform a hit at the local vegan slaughterhouse. The guy who runs it was killing red leaf lettuce, which is the Joey's job on the east side and no body, I mean NO BODY can mess with Mad Dog Runella's red leaf lettuce. So Joey gave me an extra 8k to get these sweet puppies. Momma MIA!! These things work great! Let's just just say red leaf lettuce killin is back in the proper hands and the west side wise guys are back to romaine after their boss went to sleep with the fishes...5 STARS, highly recommend!"
by Bag of Screws February 01, 2020
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vegan scallops

Literally "scallops of vegan version". But it's not scallops. It's made of king oyster mushrooms. Its tastes & feels are definitely not as same as scallops.
I tried vegan scallops yesterday. I thought it's just as same as scallops, but uh, no, it's absolutely different.
by Ms FluffyCat February 01, 2023
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Knotty Vegan

A vegan who loves animals so much that they engage in sex with their pet.
I had no idea she was a knotty vegan bro, that shit really grosses me out.
by Ranchgirls December 05, 2020
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Vegan Teacher

To put it simple, a degenerate that forces her dog to be vegan and she also is *extremely* rude
by Epic Feats January 28, 2021
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Vegan Curious

Similar to bi curious, being Vegan Curious is a way to justify to friends and family when you come out of the vegan closet. No doubt you will face ridicule and criticism for your decision to be vegan. So you might as well just accept the fact you’re food gay.
Friend: “Brad watches one documentary on Netflix and then becomes Vegan, what a homo!”

Brad: “Bro, give me a break you know I have always been Vegan Curious.”
by Hamper Hunter January 03, 2021
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Water Vegan

You're still able to eat the meats, but you cannot drink anything but WATER.
by The founder of water vegans January 04, 2017
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