Vaseline Vag

a bag of microwaved Vaseline shoved up your fanny to use as a cum blocker

My Vaseline vag is bare sticky man

by Hshshdhdhhdhd June 8, 2017

vase face

Is a face you get when you place your head through circular objects

After he decided to look up my vagina he got a real vase face

by Hfrujfhhbh June 29, 2017

Vasectomize

Male balls being separated

So how was u'r date with that girl whom u got a crush on?

It went great! she vasectomized me and now were in friend zone.

by ventus September 29, 2017

vaseline my wein

When you rub the ol willy with sum Vaseline.

I just Want to Vaseline my wein and give sum fuk!!!

by Not vexilitys May 30, 2018

vaueldjepfmserf

A word that shows how completely and utterly bored you are, that you had to look it up in the first place

"My friend told me to look up qzlwxkecjrvhtbgynfumdisoap, so I responded with vaueldjepfmserf"

by Mongo Roller February 19, 2018

vase anal

when a male shoves a glass vase bigger then his entry of its anus and the vase shatters.

man that dude ricky got that vase anal

by yournotfine32843 May 9, 2018

Vaudelio

The only person in the world who is not ticklish.

Also makes the best grilled cheesed sandwhiches

I wish i made grilled cheese as good as vaudelio.

I wish i couldn't get tickled like vaudelio

by Vaudy1 July 26, 2018