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Vagina

did you see that vagina shaman
by typeo August 22, 2014
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Vagina

Vagina, (officially the Commonwealth of Virginia) is a state in the Southeastern and Mid-Atlantic regions of the United States located between the Atlantic Coast and the Appalachian Mountains. Vagina is nicknamed the "Old Dominion" due to its status as the first English colonial possession established in mainland North America, and "Mother of Presidents" because eight U.S. presidents were born (from) there, more than any other state (whore). The geography and climate of the Commonwealth are shaped by the Blue Ridge Mountains and the Chesapeake Bay, which provide habitat for much of its flora and fauna (and jizz). The capital of the Commonwealth is Richmond; Vagina Beach (Bitch) is the most populous city (with D's), and Fairfax (Fairsex) County is the most populous political subdivision. The Commonwealth's estimated population

as of 2017 is over 8.4 million. (Damn what a slut)
It's also how little kids refer to their momy's DingDong, Whatchacallit, and on and on.
Person A: where do you live? (Cringe alert)

Person B: in your mom's virginia!

.Hahaha

Boy: Mom Today we've learnd about virgina and how people live in there and how other people come (cum) in and out.
Mom: WHAT?!?! YOU ARE ONLY 5 YOU ARE GETTING OUT OF THIS PRE-SCHOOL.

Boy: But I love virgina (spells it wrong again)

Mom: You are just like your father....... :D Hahaha vagina
by YoMama'sAss December 21, 2017
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Vagina

A place where a penis goes.
Jim stuck is penis in Mary's vagina.
by DOGMAN_5676 May 20, 2020
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vagina

a wallet that a penis comes in
N:hey john loved your new wallet(vagina)
J: yeah but didn't really enjoy the item attached to it
by nikso1 May 27, 2014
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Vagina

A hairy thing that is between a girls legs
by Jsjdbfbdkdmd October 22, 2017
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vagina

used in a sarcastic response to a whiner.
whiner: here's how my day went. first, i didn't hear my alarm clock go off & was 10 minutes late to work. then when i got there all the coffee was gone & i had to make a new pot, which took another 5 minutes away from my day. then the boss had me do this really lame project that wasted the majority of my time & i never got to my real work. then when i got off work, i had to go to the store because i didn't have anything to eat in the fridge. now i'm talking to you, using up my peak time on my cell. that's how my day's been!

response: really? well my vagina hurts too!
by fab4fan67 January 10, 2008
mugGet the vaginamug.

Vagina

You are one for looking this up you pervert. fag
You f*cking vagina
by Hyonhyonhyon November 26, 2016
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