the ultimate shake

It's when a girl is sucking off a guy and once the guy starts to cum he pushes down on her her head wich causes her to puke but she ends up swallowing it all

Guy: bro I just gave my girl the ultimate shake. She's a trooper

Friend: what's that?
Guy: picture puke, jizz, (her spit), Dick and her juice all together. Then swallow that...

by Cool guy Kevin April 24, 2016

ultimate human

the ultimate human is a sex move, whereas an individual has his hands, feet, and head, inside of 5 other individual's anuses. The individual who is preforming the ultimate human must be named Timothy Jordan

John: Hey buddy how was your night?
Tim: Yeah i pulled a wicked casual ultimate human on my son and his friends

by SpookBones February 8, 2018

The Ultimate Porker

When you bang Billy's wife

"Dude I heard you scored The Ultimate Porker!"
"God, no bro, I would never"

by Youdonthavetobeonlyonlonelyfan October 30, 2020

The ultimate choice

When you have diarrhea & are vomiting at the same time, & have to choose between sitting or kneeling at the toilet.

Brianna got really bad food poisoning from Panda Express, so she had to make the ultimate choice.

by facesit February 5, 2021

ultimate chad

The man who has the most dominant and powerful aura surrounding him.

Cole: “Did you see Big E hit that backflip before?”

Mike: “I did, he’s the ultimate chad”

by SligBomey March 28, 2021

The Ultimate Checkmate

When you have sex with your current landlord's daughter in the room she once lived in

The Ultimate Checkmate has officially been completed.

by three3dashes August 27, 2012

Ultimate frustration

Knowing something to be true, then finding out it isn't.

I cant wait to have my last pack of pop-tarts... WTF!!?? WHO THE F#$% ATE MY LAST POP TARTS!!!!!!!?? I now know ultimate frustration...

by Gaziltapig January 1, 2012