Turbo Jagoff

A term used for a person who takes being a jagoff to a new level. They amped it up or kicked it into "turbo" charge.

I accidentally dropped my friend's grande, double espresso, vanilla/carmel latte. He went all Turbo Jagoff on me, ranting, raving and swearing even though it's a GIRLY drink anyway!!"

"My asshole boss kicked it into Turbo Jagoff just because I was 15 minutes late for work.

by dinosaurglow June 28, 2011

Turbo Felch

(1) verb. The act of farting ejaculate (or other substances mixed with ejaculate) out of the anus in which they were deposited.

See Felch

Hey, Dave, I'm hungry. Fancy some turbo felching?

by Doccy October 26, 2008

turbo termerity

Colossal nerve, even to the point that strains belief.

That fat douchebag Edward Kennedy has the turbo termerity to lecture anyone on law?

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 14, 2005

Turbo Slut

Not just your ordinary slut at a club, but one that works the room at a much faster pace.

that chick is such a turbo slut, all skanked out for some lucky bastard

by redsoxnationnorth February 09, 2006

turbo sandals

leather sandals which enable arab bombers to flee the scene of the explosion without being seen. these are usually brown and rotten with a light smell of cheese and onion.

sadaam forgot his turbo sandals

by Benny 7588 July 18, 2006

turbo waddle

a pregnant woman trying to run

that woman over there is on a turbo waddle

by Huminahut August 26, 2014

Turbo Rod

Turbo rod is what happens when the person youre fucking is so fit you want to keep thrusting forwards even when your pelvis is slammed against their ass, thus providing turbo thrust.

Would she get turbo rod?

by Adam the chin January 31, 2008