beaver trimming the wood

a really toothy blowjob

"Last night my gf was like a beaver trimming the wood. I can still see the marks on my dick!"

by badmetaphors November 24, 2013

Cum Tripping

Psychedelic hallucinations resulting from a person's semen blood toxicity level reaching 0.4 or higher. Cum Tripping is not for the faint of heart. Obtaining what is often referred as "Salty Nirvana" requires years of painstaking practice and dedication. Some Cum Trip the first time they attempt to, some never have the pleasure.

After years of sucking and fucking, and countless gallons of semen, I finally cum tripped my balls off.

Last night I felt God for the first time in my life while cum tripping in the East Village.

by ballstroker May 25, 2014

business tripping

Consuming both Cocaine and Magic Mushrooms at the same time.

I had a really productive day at the music festival, I was business tripping.
Cocaine mushrooms partyingdrugshallucinations

by fritz131 June 6, 2014

Clam Trumpin

When you go around grabbing all the fine pussy you can.

Paul and Chris had so much fun today going around clam Trumpin that they fought to see who would get the boss first.

by Clamer October 20, 2016

Willy thumping

A classic saying heard when two men thump their willies with peeled back foreskin.

Jeff: Did you see both Haruto and Alex yesterday at school?
Clarice: Yes I saw them going into the bathroom together and heard an uproar
Jeff: Oh shit i think them kids went willy thumping!!!!
Clarice: Classic Haruto and Alex

by Jdhdjjrjrmommy November 6, 2018

trauma-tripping

Similar to guilt-tripping, this is when someone brings up traumatic experiences that aren't relevant to the conversation at all, and is only brought up so that they can make a person feel bad. Usually, this is done in response to being called out for something

Megan: "I can't believe you stole my shoes. You could've just asked me.

Naomi: Well, I have cancer so the least you could do is let me borrow your stuff sometimes.

Megan: Why are you trauma-tripping me right now...?

by st4riiskies February 21, 2023

Trumping

Trumping (adv.)- (1) a form of self-pimping for the purpose of placing yourself in a position to do actual harm to the free world; (2) saying or doing something at the expense of one's own credibility for the purpose of grabbing headlines.

Ex.: "John McCain is just Trumping when he says Obama is directly responsible for the Orlando shootings."

by DRCubby June 17, 2016