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unidentified traffic jam

When you're driving on the expressway and all of a sudden you come to a screetching halt because of traffic congestion that appears to come out of nowhere (no accident, no bottlenecking, no construction). So you then cruise at about 5 mph for a short while wondering what the hell the deal is. Then all of a sudden, the road clears up and you find yourself cruising back again at a normal speed.
I was drivin' on the Parkway goin' 75 mph then found myself slammin' on the brakes because of some friggin' unidentified traffic jam. A minute later the roadway cleared as if nothing happened.
by Bx Boy April 24, 2006
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traffic tide

A highway traffic phenomenon characterized by traffic slow to a stop for no appearent reason and then speeding back up again. It could be a one time occurance or happen a number of times over several miles.
We were making good time on the highway until we hit the traffic tide.
by kdon777 June 22, 2011
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Traffic light system

Ever need a clear and simple way to rate women amoungst friends? When rating women, the traffic light analysis system can be used.

To use this system one compares a woman to the three colors of a traffic light, depending on their desire to engage in sexual contact with the subject woman.

A red light: if one deems a woman to be a red light he is stating that he would fuck her but do what ever he could to conceal his actions from others finding out about it.

A yellow light: if one deems a woman as a yellow light he is stating that he would fuck her, not caring who found out, but he wouldnt tell people of his actions.

A green light: if one deems a woman as a green light, he is stating that he would fuck the subject and be proud of his actions, not hesitating to tell people what he has accomplished.

A no-go: a woman you wouln't fuck under any reasonable circumstance.
The traffic light system

Andrew: yo check out that chick over their.

Mike: shes about a yellow

Andrew: interesting, id fuck her anyday, id say green.
by Niemico October 4, 2009
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traffic jam

A great excuse to get an oral while driving.
I couldn't wait for the next traffic jam up ahead, I was so horny with my woman in the car.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com March 16, 2008
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traffic blockin

- Being on another level of fresh in EVERY aspect of ones life; male
- having the illest clothes, sneakers, etc
- listenin to the best music
- gettin as much pussy as wanted
- going to the sickest parties
- ownin a cutlass ride
- having an INTENSE amount of haters
- not being a dumbass, basically "going places" w.o bein corny about it
- etc.
: dude u catch that hypebeast fag walkin around there
: shut up fool, he traffic blockin
: wat the hells that
: damn ignorant, he wat you aint
by JDZ PT October 21, 2007
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Child Trafficking Services

Like child protective services, but in Mexico because they'll place your damn children in a semi and keep them for sex trade.
dave: Have you heard alissa was sold off to the Mexican's child trafficking services?
me: Yeah.. I heard about her getting kidnapped by CTS. Hope she's ok
by GreenKid200000 xmas August 11, 2017
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Traffic Jam

at least three guys and one girl, when the guys all try to jam there penis' into one hole.
We invited her over so we could give her a nice traffic jam.
by ballsack jumbler69 July 3, 2011
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