Skip to main content

Ares Toraernos

Ares Toraernos is the protagonist of the Brandish series by Nihon Falcom, though he is also commonly called “Varik” due to his association with Toby Fox’s Earthbound Halloween Hack.

Ares is a 27 wandering swordsman who was once hired by the mage Balcan to kill the King of Filveria, King Giselle, as he had turned into a power hungry tyrant. However, this fight resulted in Giselle turning into Aeipron, and possessing Balcan. Balcan ordered Ares to kill him so that he wouldn’t be overtaken by Aeipron’s possession. As Ares kills Balcan, one of Balcan’s daughters, Dela Delon, walks in, and mistakes Ares for murdering Balcan. Dela swears revenge against Ares and chases after him throughout the Brandish series. In Brandish 1, he and Dela fall into the

ruins of Vittoria, and must make their way to the surface. In Brandish 2, Ares is revealed to have collected a sword in Vittoria known as the Planet Buster, a sword so powerful it can destroy planets with a single swing if desired. This results in King Badorrer of Bundevia to hire a mercenary named Karl Kares to capture Ares so he can use the sword for his nefarious goals. In Brandish 3, Ares reconciles with Dela and tracks down the Sacred Stone to stop Gower, the former advisor of Giselle, the king he and Balcan had killed many years ago.
Try as they might, nobody can ever catch Ares Toraernos.
by Dong Jr. September 26, 2023
mugGet the Ares Toraernos mug.

southern blow torch

When a person farts in someone’s mouth or face
My buddy held me down and gave me a southern blow torch
by Evildrummer May 14, 2018
mugGet the southern blow torch mug.

Vancouver Talmud Torah

a shitty school that abuses its students (someone seriously shut down this school please)
"Have you heard of the school Vancouver Talmud Torah? It deserves to burn in hell along with all of its staff."
by russiantankgun256 November 19, 2022
mugGet the Vancouver Talmud Torah mug.

Torange

The shadow that is created when light passes through venitian or slatted blinds. Only word that rhymes with orange.
Close the blinds, there is torange on the tv screen.
by Nezz June 28, 2007
mugGet the Torange mug.

torched the net

Huffries torched the net in the 2006 NCAA national Championship game in Indinanapolis. To make a shot with such force through the net right the ball torches the net off the rim!
Humpries torched the net in the 2006 NCAA national championship game.
by Torch City February 3, 2010
mugGet the torched the net mug.

Beefy Tomcat

Trent is such a beefy tomcat.

Dude, my tomcat is sooo Beefy.

That fat chick is givin me such a Beefy Tomcat
by DirkaDerka October 1, 2008
mugGet the Beefy Tomcat mug.

tiki torch

Having sex with a girl outdoors, while standing up, and lighting her hair on fire to keep the mosquitos away.
"Dude, I totally tiki torched this chick last night, but she burned out really quick." "You creep."
by illuminatiagt January 13, 2008
mugGet the tiki torch mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email