Toasty Torpedo

Ex1.When your penis is warmer than any other part of your body
Ex2. the poorly picked name of a quiznos sandwich

When i woke up i had morning wood and a toasty torpedo

by NoOneIsHome March 25, 2009

bangalore torpedo

A variation on the space dock, with a toilet paper tube used to facilitate the fecal transfer.

Ian's stools were so loose that he had to pull a bangalore torpedo instead of the space dock.

by Jack Sparks February 20, 2007

torpedo

when you place a dildo all the way into a vagina and karate chop it so it flies out just like a torpedo would.

" Holy shit! that torpedo just went through your window. "

by Mista-Sprinkles July 19, 2007

Torpedouche

He is on the edge and if you say anything to him, he will have no choice but to fight you.

Torpedouche is a fart face

by Lucifer & Obama lick horses January 9, 2011

torpedo

A guy that behaves like a total asshole on behalf of a friend that wants to improve his chances to pick up a girl. While the friend chit chats with the girl, the guy suddenly bust into the scene like a random stranger. He talks a lot of non-sense and harass the couple before he retreats; for a moment he literally "torpedo" the scene. After having faced a complete moron, the girl now improve her estimation of the friend.

Hey Ashley, can you be my torpedo tonight?

Sure bro, I'd be totally wild and crazy!

Man! Last night John was the best torpedo ever. I owe him a creampie.

by e-ladden April 28, 2011

Torpedo

A mischevious Shweiny (Shih Tzu and Weiner dog) with a teddy bear face who is curious, steals small cosmetics, is known to eat packages of chewing gum and is as fast a bullet. Missing household items are frequently found in his hiding places. Prefers women with large breatst. Uses his manipulative charms to get pieces of chicken and cheese. Surgically removes the squeeker from his toys. Pet parents have now gone green and provide him with beer bottle caps and wine corks as toys.

"Where are my underwear? Torpedo!"

by Her Hotness October 17, 2013

Turbed

Turbed is when you take a shit on a girls feelings and swerved her like she was nothing all for another kik hoe.

Boy you totally TURBED me for that KIK hoe.

by UnicornGirl546 May 9, 2020