Toppest Bloke

The pinnacle of social praise a man can reach among his peers. A true hero, always willing to put his friends and loved ones before him. There is no limit to his relentless love and consideration, a true model of human kindness.

Django: Yo man, thanks for the present you got me. Toppest bloke
George: Happy you're happy, bro

by Marqueefus October 13, 2016

toploaded

A game scoring mechanic based around the premise that the values are derived in such a fashion that they always go against the desires of one Mark Cooper.

"Mike fuck off you prick, you only won because the scores on this game are toploaded!"

by RossocolesTheSecond July 19, 2018

topboss

THE MAN WITH ALL THE MONEY

topboss

by jaydegreat March 25, 2019

topnosh

The top of your hair

I'll cut your topnosh of

by Monsterking2020 December 25, 2020

Toppersplaining

the explanation of something by one of the class toppers, typically to a backbencher or a failing classmate, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing.

I'm listening to a guy toppersplaining economics to one of his classmates

by thenaminator777 January 7, 2021

Topping

Where a woman picks peices of shit iut her ass

Eww man shes topping

by Ferneheroh July 14, 2021

topo g

Just someone who loves cheese more then his mother. If you will meet a Topo G your life will change, you’ll get bigger for sure.

Her: Omg I had a Topo G in my bed last night

Father: Omg you are so lucky

by Fazen November 21, 2021