Generally used as an insult to someone who is not funny at all and boring to the point of you wanting to physically harming them.
The word "craic " is an irish word that is used in the north of england and also scotland for the banter and fun and enjoyment people have with eachother. Adding "top" to this and changing craic to a more simpler crack gives it a more ironic use " topcrack".
The word "craic " is an irish word that is used in the north of england and also scotland for the banter and fun and enjoyment people have with eachother. Adding "top" to this and changing craic to a more simpler crack gives it a more ironic use " topcrack".
Woody:" fockin hell jimmy is a proper boring cunt int he?"
Mick:" Pure Topcrack"
Jimmy:" Alright lads whats happening, whats going on, you looking forward to today?"
Woody:" Fuck off jimmy you fucking Topcrack"
Mick:" Pure Topcrack"
Jimmy:" Alright lads whats happening, whats going on, you looking forward to today?"
Woody:" Fuck off jimmy you fucking Topcrack"
by Dr vinklestein July 1, 2010
Get the Topcrack mug.Ian McShane in the film "44 Inch Chest": He's on his way to the Grenadier, he invites me along, (and says) I like a line the size of a Toberlone."
by massprick May 1, 2011
Get the Toberlone mug.Another word for dick, mainly used in middle schools and high schools so that the teacher has no idea what the students are talking about.
Pronounced: (tau-ner)
Pronounced: (tau-ner)
by ilikeftbt May 14, 2019
Get the Toner mug.A bullshit rule that most public schools have to avoid doing any investigation into fights. Both the attacker and defender get punished.
Principal: We have a zero tolerance policy.
Victim: Bullshit! I was only defending myself!
Principal: The rules are the rules.
Victim: Bullshit! I was only defending myself!
Principal: The rules are the rules.
by ornev April 7, 2021
Get the zero tolerance policy mug.A phrase used in the brony community, a reminder that the show teaches us to be nice to everyone, even internet trolls. Commonly seen in pony images with the caption "I'm gonna love and tolerate the shit out of you."
by ditzy doo January 2, 2012
Get the Love and Tolerate mug.1. spanish for speed bump
2. Titties, can be small or big
esp. causing a slow down in driving speed or, due to late reaction, a car crash.
2. Titties, can be small or big
esp. causing a slow down in driving speed or, due to late reaction, a car crash.
by JimbAround July 3, 2005
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Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached fucker or motherfucker. Not to be confuzed with douche.
Rob:He kept hitting on my girlfriend at the party, he just wouldnt leave her alone!!
Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached fucker or motherfucker. Not to be confuzed with douche.
Rob:He kept hitting on my girlfriend at the party, he just wouldnt leave her alone!!
by harelico August 30, 2010
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