Toot stomp

When a fart is so powerful that it takes the shape of a boot rises over your head and stomps on you. Can be used as a noun or a verb.

Watch out for Eric's toot stomp

or

Eric toot stomped Joe

by Rarsta October 17, 2008

Toot it & Boot it

To snort illegal substances such as: cocaine,oxycotton, or pcp. Then to sell it to people. The (toot) is the drugs you snort, the (boot) is when you export it.

Posh: Aye man, are you gunna start sellin that coke yet? Or just keep it all to yourself?

HellBoy: Nah man, relax im just gunna toot it to see how it is, if its A-1 ill boot it.

Toot it & Boot it!

by POSHeries February 25, 2011

Root Toot

When you fart in someone’s pussy.

“Give er the ole Root Toot!”

by SavageSara July 28, 2018

Tater Toot

When you put some dumbass in the oven and they come out soggy

Ahh, hell, i tried to cook my friends daughter and it pulled a tater toot on me. Samantha, how do i clean this bitch up and spill the news to Mark?

by The.Zodiac.Tickler June 8, 2016

Toots McGee

1) n. these are two words, that when paired together, form a name for any blue Jeep Cherokee on the road...

2) n. the brother of Mr. Nurps McGee...

1) "Damn! I locked the keys to the Toots Mcgee inside the luggage that bares your name!"

2) "If Nurps Mcgee ever comes 'round these here parts again, I'll go fetch Toots Mcgee to cut his duke off!"

by Adam Crabtree (of TMF fame) February 28, 2004

Droop Toots

Saggy Middle-aged tits

Look at the DROOP TOOTS on that cougar!

by Marc S January 2, 2008

toot toot peanut butter

An interjection used to request the forgiveness of another whom you have or soon will inconvenience. (a.k.a. Excuse Me, Pardon Me)

Sally said, "Toot toot Peanut Butter" requesting Sue to step asside as she passed through the narrow hallway.

by BS August 10, 2004