Took off

Yo tell someone your going to rob them or to make fun of them about being robbed

Aye dummy didn’t you get took off by my lor mans?

by c_xj1 January 2, 2025

Then I took an arrow to da knee!

One of the most funny but overused video game quotes ever! Originating from the smash hit skyrim by Bethesda, there is a single guard that states "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee!". This guard cannot adventure any longer because in medieval times, the difficult techniques required to fix a shattered kneecap did not exist. This is assuming it was a barbed arrow shot my a medieval bow, which was common practice then, it would have had to be pushed all the way through his knee because those arrows were triangle shaped and could only go one way without permanently ruining his knee. So he could no longer adventure. There is a game theory video detailing it further.

In game: "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee!"
As meme:"I used to be an/a _________, but then I took an arrow to da knee!"

by DJFleischman September 5, 2019

I took four pills of Tylenol please help oh god

my bones hurt

I took four pills of Tylenol please help oh god send me to the hospital.

by fruitystarz0 October 11, 2023

TOOK A SELTZER

A person that quit, relinquishes, stops, abstains, changes, alters, caves into ... or in any other way shape or form ceases and desists, any action they were priorly engagedngaged in. Either voluntarily or involuntarily

Q: "What's Bob drinking? That's his 6th"...

A: Oh he'll be okay. Ever since he ran over the priest that was chasing that naked altar boy down the street. He knew the parties over, and THAT'S what put the kibosh on everything, so "He Took a Seltzer.

Q: Whatever happened to Amanda, she was a great Producer?

A: "You know, ever since her boss Harvey Weinstein got all handsy, she "Took a Seltzer"

"Bobby Kennedy was going to go after the Mob. But after they got Jack, he Took a Seltzer instead "

by Don't Believe All # July 23, 2021

Took the top off the Maybach

To rip most of the head/upper jaw off.

Guy 1: I saw a dead alligator the other day. Somebody took the top off the Maybach too.
Guy 2: Where?

by SteveBeef July 31, 2025

Took me to Texas

New age version of when someone ghosts you.

“Hey you still talking to that girl?”
“No. That bitch took me to Texas.”

by Boejangles03 December 8, 2024

took a jackson

When you try to make it to the toilet on time for a nasty shit but fail, soiling yourself. In honor of Ravens QB Lamar Jackson who experienced a very public episode of this during a game in 2020.

That Indian food tore me up, I ran like hell for the bathroom but took a Jackson instead. Now I need new pants.

by NorseStar November 9, 2022