Tongue Twister

When a girl is slurping on your peen and tries to talk dirty into a tongue twister but actually twists her tongue around the peen. The head of the peen acts as a stopper and it gets stuck at that point and is unable to come untied.

At dinner she tied the cherry stem into a knot, but after dinner she did the opposite with my peen and got herself into a tongue twister.

by Dr. Papanak October 18, 2020

fox tongue

A bizarre variation of English with frequent typos, blatantly improvised sentence structure, and overly used phrases such as "fight me/square up", "you know what?", and "sucks to suck".

Normal person: oh darn, I made a mistake. fox, can you help me?
Fox: huh, sucks to suck.
Normal person: have you ever tried not speaking in fox tongue
Fox: you know what? fight me.

by 2thicc2handle September 22, 2017

tongue lashing

when in the throws of wild sex, one might use their tongue hurriedly to deliver pleasure to the other party.

I gave Gemmas quim a thorough tongue lashing last night and she really got off on it.

by snooter69 October 15, 2017

Pointy-Tongue

1. When one flexes their tongue into a "point" at the tip and then proceeds to go ham directly on the clit while giving oral. This seems to be inspired by shitty porn and not only doesn't feel good, it's an abomination and needs to be stopped.

2. One of the worst ways to eat pussy.

Jess: Last night Brian used pointy-tongue.

Sarah: oh my god, you should break up with him.

by Jam Sandwitcher November 28, 2017

Tongue-Fu

Having a very fast, and flexible tongue, thus being a good eater/kisser

Me: Hey, girl, I'm a master at tongue-fu, wanna hang?

Her: Sure

by D.C Dope August 12, 2016

Tongue Ninja

A tongue ninja is like a thumb war, except you have the war in each others mouths. It is kind of like a french kiss, but more violent. The tongue ninja is over once a winner is declared or by forfeit.

"Crazy bitch tried to cut my dick off after I tried to tongue ninja Brad."

by The Cassanova November 8, 2018

Lizards tongue

When your semen flies out of your penis with such ferocity that it resembles a lizards tongue.

Joe: hey Pete, what's that in dirty Di's hair?
Pete: I've just taken her in cubicle 2 and fired my lizards tongue in her haircut.
Joe: Shockin
Pete: fuck off ya nondescript.
Joe: Alrighty.

by shockin burt June 12, 2018