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Putin

A piece of shit or the act of excreting a piece of shit.
I had some bad seafood and dropped a massive Putin.
by Subdaimon September 1, 2022
mugGet the Putinmug.

why do you praise Putin

What you say to someone when they are acting like a total dunce online, so you say this just to get the best out of them.
Person 1: You're the type of person who would wear 2 circles on their chest in ROBLOX and say that this game is 13+
Person 2: why do you praise Putin + ratio + cope
by Mr. Brony June 3, 2022
mugGet the why do you praise Putinmug.

Putin

verb (used with object), Putin, Putined.

To take from others, especially by force, with malice of forethought, an attitude of entitlement to what is not one’s rightful property, and the haughty expectation that one will get away with it.
That douchebag came up and Putined the mic in the middle of my sister’s wedding toast. Let’s all go introduce him to Mr. Dumpster.
by StandUpToTyrants February 27, 2022
mugGet the Putinmug.

rusty putin

Giving anal to an old rich guy that says he hates gays but wants you in his ass.
See that fellow stomping on that pride flag. He wants it cause he's in a rusty Putin.
by timthepigman June 4, 2022
mugGet the rusty putinmug.

Putin

When you’re having anal sex with your partner then he/she pulls out and there’s a whistling noise followed by the Eruption of a Poopy Farty Noise.
It was just a little Noise when I pulled out, Nobody’s was Putin okay.
by GoodWeatherChris March 8, 2022
mugGet the Putinmug.

Putin Paradigm

Person 1: Did you just see that ripped guy in the souped up pickup truck rev his engine and flip off the guy pushing his child in a stroller for no apparent reason then speed off and cut off another car on the neighborhood street?

Person 2: Yeah, he must have a Putin Paradigm.
by Thatoneguy5678 March 7, 2022
mugGet the Putin Paradigmmug.

massive putin

When you feel like you just took the biggest shit, but upon investigation of the results only a tiny log remains with your ass crack covered in smeared shit.

You attempt an action that everyone in the room believes would be easily within your abilities, but fail at every attempt looking like an asshole. You continue to act as if it was the best results, even when everyone around you has encouraged you to just stop being an asshole
Russia pulled a massive Putin on invading the Ukraine.
by SpookEtooth March 13, 2022
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