Flat Tire

1. When you are trying to score with a girl and fail. Your "wheel" was unsuccessful and thus you got a flat tire

2. When you are notoriously bad at picking up women you have flat tires

1. Johnny was trying to nail that broad but he got a flat tire and went home and watched Conan

2. Johnny struck out again? That guy has flat tires!

Flat Tire by ScampyJoe May 3, 2006

[spare tire] 

the "fat boner" that is created when the waist band of one's pants are rather snug; the bulge of fat below the waistband of a pair of tight pants

faloner come in various sizes and often take years to grow to a respectable size

good places to spot faloners are usually the isles of walmart, dollar stores, and fast food resturants

These pants really accentuate my faloner. [That girl's faloner jiggles nicely while she dances.

She doesnt have a fat stomach, she has a nice faloner.

Thats not just any spare tire, thats an amazing faloner.

[spare tire] by poopshaft24 January 2, 2009

poppin tire

burning out so bad that your tires are milky

could you get ta poppin tire nigga?

poppin tire by doopedy February 7, 2009

fat tire bicycle 

Its a combined definition of fat tire and bicycle. Fat tire is a fat chick that you bang in the belly button. and a bicycle is a slut. So a fat tire bicycle is a slut that is fat and you don't wanna fuck her pussy so you stick it in her bellybutton.

Your mom is my fat tire bicycle.

fat tire bicycle by The-effin'-man January 26, 2010

spare tire date 

An extension of the Third wheel. A person who is in a room full of people who are either occupied by, or attained to the opposite sex. Usually tagged along as a "Spare tire," while couples or touchy friends cuddle during a movie, gala, event.

"One night we were together, I just sat there, it was like a spare tire date."

spare tire date by Mrfantastic September 14, 2013

Spiked Tire 

Noun. A spiked tire is the outcome of what happens when a 3 person date goes south and creates a third wheel. When the two others get increasingly close, the third wheel will become extremely jealous, and bring physical harm to the part of the couple who is the same gender.

After the date, Albert beat up Roger because Roger was spending too much time with Jessica. He was becoming more of a Spiked Tire every day.

Spiked Tire by a random person who u dont kno September 16, 2014

rear tire skid 

When ur eating a girls ass and she leaves a lil bit of shit on yo tongue

I was eating Felicia's ass last night and she gave me some rear tire skid

rear tire skid by ieatass123 August 22, 2016