On the real though

For real; when someone is being serious about something.

Jay- "Hey man, that stripper had the fattest ass! On the real though, I think I got herpes from her."

by MixMasterChrispy February 8, 2012

double dick touch

A term used when you think someone is fucking with you, or if you feel people are spinning there wheels getting nothing done. kind of like," ok, your touching my dick, and i'm touching your dick " nothing is happening when a person is trying to make it look like there is.

Man: instead of standing here playing double dick touch, can you get the manager so we can settle this.
Home depot clerk: Yes sir.

Tom: discussing this with you is like playing "double dick touch" nothing is getting acomplished here.

by Jack de wack June 12, 2008

Touch dick moment

An unisex term that is used when something really turns you on. Makes a male's penis jump and a female's pussy tingle and jingle.

Chocolate covered nipples!! Ohh my gawd!! That was a touch dick moment.

by Malistglrfan March 13, 2014

confirmation touch

when you are on an encounter/date with a potential mating partner, to see if the possibility of carnal delights lay in your future, you may use light gestures of physical contact to check if that's even an option. the more touching, the better. in the culture of online dating, this has become an integral component.

BOY: 'hey, do you wanna check out some music after dinner?"

<insert confirmation touch>

GIRL: 'yeah, let's leave now, that would be so radtastic'

<insert returned confirmation touch>

BOY: "you are so hot, i really wanna see you naked later"

<insert confirmation touch>

GIRL: 'you are a scumbag, leave me alone bobby"

<no returned confirmation touch>

BOY: "I LOVE THE THANG BAND TOO!"

<insert confirmation touch>

GIRL: "that bassist bobby bananaz is so funny"

<insert returned confirmation touch>

by paulmaddthang August 6, 2012

Gentleman's touch

When a heterosexual couple are about to have sex and have been fooling around for a while first, a gentleman will subtly reach his hand down to her lady parts and gently touch to see if she is ready.

When a guy is curious if he is done with the foreplay and canmove onto the actual sex he does a gentleman's touch to see if she is wet enough to get started.

'Man, i was with this chick last night and i thought the foreplay was gonnna go on forever but i gave her the gentleman's touch and she was ready to go!'

by the_phantom_stranger May 6, 2009

Thoughts and prayers

I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)

Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."

by anonymous November 5, 2018

i'm sayin' though

An expression of agreement. Don't pull out your grammar books with this one.

Very often said before the person you're agreeing with has completely finished thier sentence.

The though is usually pronounced doe.

A-The Spurs winning the championship, mayne.
B-Man the Spurs are the most boring team I ever seen. I seen Tim Duncan yawn twice the last time he posted up.
A-Man, whatever works, that shit wins championsh--
C-I'm sayin' though!

by Steelo J. July 22, 2008