A person who, caught unaware and unprepared, has sneezed, coughed, or otherwise covered themselves in mucus, and is walking towards someone or something that can help them.
As they usually have outstretched arms, grasping for a facial tissue, they resemble a Zombie.
As they usually have outstretched arms, grasping for a facial tissue, they resemble a Zombie.
"Joe must have a cold. He ran out of the meeting as a snot zombie."
"Amy! Cover your face when you sneeze! You just turned your brother into a snot zombie!"
"Amy! Cover your face when you sneeze! You just turned your brother into a snot zombie!"
by SmarmFarmicus August 8, 2012
Get the Snot Zombiemug. by filth22 April 29, 2010
Get the Mall Zombiesmug. Type of snoring that is loud enough to wake the dead. Also referred to as a zombie siren as this type of noise attracts zombies and the undead alike extremely fast.
So, the roommate is pretending to be a zombie siren in his sleep, I went to get my headphones but left my phone to play music on, sigh.
by labmixz December 10, 2012
Get the zombie sirenmug. A person who is influenced by the media's bias on any given topic. These people are very naïve and accept the information thrown at them without feeling the need to do their own fact-checking and research to formulate their own opinion. A non-freethinker.
These people are like Zombies in many ways. The first is as mentioned before - a non-freethinker. The second is that they go after others and spread the misinformation they received from the media in groups. They prey on others and spread this vile disease.
These people are like Zombies in many ways. The first is as mentioned before - a non-freethinker. The second is that they go after others and spread the misinformation they received from the media in groups. They prey on others and spread this vile disease.
by Warden McGee December 24, 2015
Get the Media-Zombiemug. I was railing her from behind but the wafts of air coming from her zombie ass made me gag.
I got a bit of a zombie ass going on. I need to freshen.
I got a bit of a zombie ass going on. I need to freshen.
by Dick Onchin October 15, 2020
Get the Zombie Assmug. when a person walks into their house and everyone is dead (family, friends, etc). the mob does it for people who don't pay what they owe the mob.
man: i am sorry but i just don't have the money still that i owe you!!
mob: okay you cant pay for it? how about a zombie mover instead?
mob: okay you cant pay for it? how about a zombie mover instead?
by zombiemover September 27, 2008
Get the zombie movermug. A person who is in need of sleep who is mindlessly surfing the Internet. Usually an insomniac who gave up tossing and turning in bed and who turned on the computer to have something to do.
I have got to see my doctor about stronger sleeping pills. I was up all night doing the Internet Zombie thing. Gosh, I think I bought four or five things last night but I won't even know what they are until they arrive in the mail.
by Joe Neubarth July 12, 2007
Get the Internet Zombiemug.