suicide

A long-term solution to a short-term problem...

He crashed his mothers car, and instead of paying her back, he commited suicide.

by Deedle April 2, 2005

Suicide

Suicide is the pussy way out

Friend: I feel like killing myself
You: suicide is the pussy way out
Friend: shit now I can’t kill myself or I’ll be known as a pussy forever

by Bigjoe69420 December 9, 2019

Suicide

Something very, very badass.

"Suicide is badass"

by TheLegendIn52 November 5, 2018

Suicide

A suicide is a drink, made by mixing all drinks available to you, particularly soft-drinks at a fast food restaurant where dispensers are right next to each other, and going in a line whilst filling up a little bit of each soda/drink. 99% of the time it ends in a pale brown colour, and they all kind of taste the same in the end.

Max- ''What drink are you gonna get''
Tommy- ''I'm gonna make a suicide''
Max- ''What's that''
Tommy- ''Well here it's Pepsi, Fanta, Diet Pepsi, Fanta and Cherry Pepsi''

by littleseahawk July 16, 2019

Suicide

The mind and body finally giving up after it’s pain and suffering. Finally giving in to the self hate it can’t take anymore. There are many definitions because it always depends on the person, not everyone experiences the same.

Hey, if you’re reading this, don’t do it. Don’t commit suicide. Please don’t self harm, you still have a chance.

by SunlightChuu~ February 7, 2020

Suicide

WHat you can call a tactical error, or a glitch in life where shit is bad, and the easy way out is the easy way out. Suicide is the verbal doing of a kill which ends your own life, sometimes its tactical, others its just dumb and not well thought through, and u basically fucked up really bad :)
In some ways suicide is the way to go and is the reason of being unhealthy BUT...

my guy took suicide, he did mad roasts on himself, pro gamer move as I would call it, my n-word

by Dark Yoshi May 25, 2021

Suicide

a long term reseloution to a short term problem.

Don’t commit suicide

by Zoë hater101 June 24, 2018