Speedo Smuggler

You ever see 2 record holding watermelons next to each other?... Imagine it, now put that on the backside of someone on my 600 pound life.... Now put a Speedo on it. Voila!! Hope you have enough bleach for that image!

Damn!! Yo momma a straight Speedo Smuggler! You lucky you didn't get squished on exit bro.

by RichTheRedn3ck August 29, 2024

Salami Smuggler

a guy who stuffs the crotch area of his underwear to make it look as though he has a big dick. Sometimes uses a real sausage of piece of hose, etc; and is not limited to using this technique to entice either gay or straight men or women. also used by trannys trying to appear to be well endowed men.

just look at that Salami Smuggler parading around Boys Town, trolling for action, with his overly large, stuffed package bulging out.

by Rory O'Doul October 07, 2022

Salami smuggler

Someone who stuffs material or objects in there crotch to give the illusion that there penis is bigger than it is... similar to the term smuggling budgies..

Look at that salami smuggler he must have at least two pairs of socks stuffed in his jocks

by Skippyq September 24, 2020

Baloney Smuggler

One who uses their anal passage to hide another man’s erect penis inside of.

John Travolta is greatly admired by the ladies for his good looks and interesting roles, but his real passion is being with men and playing the role of a baloney smuggler.

by Boner2020 November 11, 2020

Smugglers Route

A smugglers route is an easier way to get to a destination.

There's a lot of traffic on the highway, so I took the smugglers route.

by SueNellFL November 10, 2022

Dick smugglers

A Dick Smuggler is a Transgender male who is falsely presenting himself off as a real Woman to straight intoxicated males in hopes of pursuing sexual activities with his intoxicated target without being caught. Doing things like performing oral sex or anal Activities in dark or shaded rooms. With Heavily intoxicated Men.

Man I just found out last night after leaving the bar drunk asf I ended up going back to the Telly with some Dick Smugglers bruh!! They smuggled dick into my car then into my room and I didn’t even peep it bruh I’m done drinking on GOD!!

by LewDGreat January 06, 2021

Cum Smuggler

Slang for a slutty person (Man or woman) that enjoys man cum. They are smuggling cum cause they're just so naughty.

Man Jaxson is such a Cum Smuggler
I know right, he looks like he just loves eating cum and sucking dick. Foul.

by Mink673 January 19, 2023