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The brass section

The Brass section are losers who hate flags when they should hate themselves. They are the reason the band can’t have nice things. They all act like they are 5 year olds. The only nice ones are the tubas. They are every band directors worse nightmares. Overall, this is why the woodwinds are better
Band director: Which section is out of tune
Everyone else: the brass section
Band director: That explains it
by Theflagsarethebestsection November 17, 2018
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Seven separate sections of safety

There are seven separate sections of safety:
1. Have an escape plan
2. Have equipment for every circumstance

3. Watch for people throwing things at you
4. Watch for anything that can and probably will hurt you
5. Accidents are prohibited

6. Be careful beware of safety

7. Accept that you are probably in danger at any and every given moment
Remember the seven separate sections of safety.
by potvaliant cloud June 15, 2024
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poosarian section

A poo so large that it has to be surgically removed
I was absolutely crippling for a poo and it was too big to come out so I had to go to the hospital for a poosarian section
by Slim billy bob March 8, 2025
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