Slow roast

To maintain a potential (though currently non feasible) romantic relationship through low effort activities (esp. texting) will the intention of a romantic payoff at some indefinite time.
Yo John, what's going on with that girl?

Yo I'm just slow roasting her. She ain't my main bitch though so it's cool. Maybe someday.
by Anal8 September 13, 2013
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Hog Roast

A hog roast is a sex move preformed in a threesome by two guys and one girl. To do the hog roast one guy puts his penis in the girls mouth while the other guy puts his penis the girls anus or vagina. Then they proceeded to spin the girl round like a hog roast.
Guy 1: I really enjoyed that hog roast last night
Guy 2: yes it was fun spinning her round
by Tictac21 November 04, 2019
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Roasted peanuts

When a girl is riding a man in facing Cowgirl and farts on his balls for 10 seconds or more.
Babe, maybe you should have laid off the chili tonight, then you wouldn't give me roasted peanuts.
by BOZTIONARY September 16, 2018
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roasted western

Bring one cup of feces and one cup urine to a boil in a medium sauce pan and let simmer on medium heat while receiving a blow job. Right before ejaculation, throw the scalding mixture onto the females tits.
"Margie's breast are real gross since Stu gave her the roasted western"
by catarack September 26, 2015
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Jake roast

When a Jake try's to make a roast but the roast makes no sense ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Dude saying your mom is like a Jake roast.
by Ink won do December 30, 2016
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roast a pumpkin

When you place pumpkin in to an oven at 200 degrees (390 F) for approximately 40 minutes or until golden brown and tender.
Dude 1 "Hey bro! How about you go roast a pumpkin for dinner!?"
Dude 2 "What is that supposed to mean?"
Dude 1 " It's when you place pumpkin in to an oven at 200 degrees (390 F) for approximately 40 minutes or until golden brown and tender."
Dude 2 "Oh, right."
by Timberino May 19, 2016
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One-Roast

The act of pulling a sexual partner and having sex for one night then never contacting them again.
I stayed at colins house and he fell asleep so i gave stacey the one-roast.
by Leishmeato July 18, 2010
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