Kevin Palmer Hat-Trick

In ice hockey, achieving the feat of scoring a goal, scoring on ones own goal, and suffering a debilitating injury all in the same game. Named after the first and only player to do so. Often joked about in beer league games but never accomplished.

He had a sweet goal but knocked the puck into his own net on the next play. All he needs now is to break his leg and he'll have a Kevin Palmer Hat-Trick.

by Dielawn13 January 12, 2015

Arnold Palmer Half and Half

The most delicious blend of lemonade and tea by Arizona teas. It was named after a famous golfer (Arnold Palmer), whose pictures are featured all over the can. This stuff has to have crack in it or some other addictive substance because I never stop drinking it. It's sooo good. So good I wrote an ode poem about it my junior year of high school for my writer's craft class.

Kristen: Damn. This is the best kush I ever had. You want a hit?
Sarah: Nahhh I'm good. I got my Arnold Palmer Half and Half right here and that's all I need.

by guess i got mah swagga back January 20, 2012

Emerson, Lake & Palmer

My mom's favorite band. Ugh.

"You want to come to my place and listen to records?"
"I would, but my Emerson, Lake & Palmer vinyl is scratchy."

by Mr. XXXXX January 11, 2008

Pink Arnold Palmer

The act of swatting ones clit with your penis as you would a golf ball with a 5 iron

Marcie was quite Randy after buying uncut salami from the butcher Bob had to give her the ol pink Arnold Palmer

by aarad&ry October 17, 2015

Poo Stabbing Palmer

A kid that goes to my school and we nicknamed him PSP

Dang that kid is a poo stabbing palmer

by ZapperT February 5, 2008

Eamon Quinn and Luke Palmer

Angel and Demon. The two cosmic forces that have entered into an eternal, recurring epic battle. This time the incarnations are two young hoodlums, they must learn to master the powers they have within. Will Luke learn to contol the raging Demon force? Will Eamon finally understand the 5 Angelic Gifts of Power? How will the filmmakers manage to fit in sci-fi, a prophet character, kung-fu, samurai swords, gun play, anime storylines, American pop culture jokes, cool special effects, a final battle, a shared love-interest, and the journy of two heroes? Love. Strength. Hope.

"That plot was very eamon quinn and luke palmer driven.

by M88 October 15, 2008

President David "Stern" Palmer

The most stern being in the Universe.

Stern Palmer is God.

by President David "Stern" Palmer March 10, 2005