Hocial Media

hocial media: listing your twitter, Snapchat, Facebook, and messaging accounts in the personal sections of each media forum. for dating or casual hook-ups. Ala back page and POF, etc.

Did you see the recent pictures Crystal posted of herself? She's gone Hocial Media. Someone report her!

by WildestBlings October 25, 2017

Media Ninja

A badass girl who owns the 'game' that is social media and media in general.

Someone who should definitely be hired.

Basically someone who's awesome at media, and is a ninja.

Wow, look at all those wicked posts. She's a media ninja.

by KarmaChameleon January 17, 2013

CKTV Media

A student-driven program at Chiefess Kamakahelei Middle School in Lihue on the island of Kauai. Taught by Mr M, the class is known for creating videos and stories to compete in numerous competitions including STN. The students are either fucking emo, goth, a weeb, a bitch, or one of those nerds who actually joined the class for work. Majority joined to travel. If you’re in CKTV Media and reading this, get off of Tik Tok and do one of your many missing assignments.

Student 1: “So, what have you been up to?”
Student 2: “Just doing my work for CKTV Media”
Student 1: “Oh, so, you’re one of those assholes”

by GaryDaSnail808 April 24, 2021

Media Landfill

A Media Asset Management system (MAM) without the management part.

Person 1: "How does the Media Landfill work?"
Person 2: "We throw all of the media onto a server and leave it to rot."
Person 1: "Is that efficient?"
Person 2: "Nope"

by routrax October 9, 2013

media cold

Acute rhinitis brought on by excessive nasal consumption of cocaine, euphemistically referred to as a "media cold" due to the prevalence of this recreational drug among journalists and television types. Synonymous with columbian flu.

"Atishoo!"
"Bless you. Hayfever?"
"No, I've got a terrible media cold but don't tell my boss."

by bigMc May 7, 2005

media condom

Comic stars get protected from bodily harm when the cameras are rolling.

Triumph got covered by a media condom when he said "you will die alone!"

by klar October 17, 2008

Media Whore

Also see: Paris Hilton.

Since she is filthy rich by birth, Paris Hilton seeks international overexposure to prove her self-worth.

by Erica, @1979 November 28, 2004