Jonah Lavine

Jonah is an interesting character he likes to do handstands while showing off his 2 inch pinch. He loves to seduce men on a Friday night when its boys night.

Why are you acting like a “Jonah Lavine hot Cheeto mozzarella sticks dragon v2?”

by BBLslayer2 December 1, 2023

Jonah

Sits on the couch naked for a living

Man 1- Hey do you see that kid on the couch naked?
Man 2- oh that’s Jonah

by what the fish 811867871 December 2, 2021

Uncle Jonah's Chargrill

When a Kid obsessed with fire is allowed to cook, it is reffered to as 'Uncle Jonah's Chargrill'

Most Commonly Used in NSW Australia

Guy: and thats how you burn sausages.
Guy2: welcome to Uncle Jonah's Chargrill!

by Pyro_In_Training December 11, 2012

Jonah Ganske

PRAISE ALLEN when it’s a tuesday between the hour 2 and 7 pm

hudson smolski steady praisin allen wllah jonah ganske

by jdjrhe March 25, 2022

Jonah Pollard

A dumb fuck guy who is ugly as fuck, no luck with the ladies. Nobody cares to be around, is tall tho, large dick but nobody wants it, but he has a good heart so that’s all that matters

Jonah pollard is a dumb cunt

by Daddy Ry April 28, 2019

Swallow the Jonah

When you receive oral sex as you're scuba diving or snorkeling with whale sharks. In order for it to be a true Swallow the Jonah, you must reach full climax and your partner must swallow most, but not all of your discharge. The left over is obviously for the whale sharks.

She performed a Swallow the Jonah, not once, but twice while scuba diving off Mexico.

by TheJonah August 7, 2019

jonah

the name of a weird guy who touches thighs

bro that guy is such a jonah

by FOORNITEBATTLEPASS February 14, 2022