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hamster balling

Hamster Balling is when one crawls up into a woman's vagina and rolls around. The woman normally dies.
Man, my mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend when we were hamster balling.
by Ross R. R. December 14, 2008
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choking the hamster

The act of wanking off a hairy dwarf/midget
Nick was caught choking the hamster with Tom the other day. He's one hairy dwarf.
by hairydwarf February 7, 2014
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hamster shower

The art form of beating your dick to AFV (America’s Funniest Home Videos) all the while your friends throw hamsters mercilessly at you.
Man I’m so horny I could really go for a hamster shower right about now.
by HUBERT CLITORIS January 28, 2018
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Frosted Hamster

When a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth enough the expand her cheeks, i.e. like a hamster.
Sarah has blue balled James for so long, that when she got him off, he made her into a frosted hamster.
by Moist_Boi March 5, 2017
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drown a hamster

To have one's panties get so wet from being excited that you would be able to drown a hamster
Kelly got so turned on by Damian that you could drown a hamster in her panties
by Queen_of_chaos October 24, 2014
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hamster food

When you shove your hamster in your anus and go about your day normally.
Tim: Hey Johnny you're walking kinda funny is everything alright?
Johnny: Yep just a little Hamster Food.
by Errect Phalic Member May 27, 2016
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hamster hands

pale, delicate, and soft hands. untrimmed fingernails which indicate lack sexual activity with another person. Predominately found among late teenage to early adult males. Affinity for video games and disinterest in physical activities such as sports.
I went on a date and his hands looked more delicate than mine, i had to run because he had hamster hands.
by meowmeowwinkleface January 24, 2023
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