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Swedish Toothbrush

The act of running your finger between your butt cheeks, preferably after a large shit or while suffering from swamp ass, then proceeding to run your finger across your victims teeth.
Man 1: Wow Mitchell's breath smells like ahit today!
Man 2: Ya, I think Shane gave hime a "Swedish Toothbrush" while he was sleeping.
by junkyarddawg February 13, 2019
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swedish revolver

Making a bunch of different food and putting it on a spinning food tray. Swedish meatballs, pastries, and some fish are traditionally used. Associated with the Eater holiday in Sweden. Reindeer meat is used for special occasions such as second marriages and kindergarten graduations.
Me: What's for dinner?
Grand-pa-pa: Vee are havving da Swedish Revolver, boi!
by Dareel1 April 10, 2020
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Swedish Wash

When a gentleman dunks both testicles directly into his partner’s anus
I got a great Swedish wash from my wife last night. My balls have never felt so shiny
by mcchs963 August 5, 2023
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Swedish nudge

"Yo bro what happened to that Sarah chick you were dating?"

"She was being weird so I gave her the Swedish nudge"
by Harry Fireham June 2, 2016
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Swedish Dream

The Swedish Dream is like the American Dream, but much, very much better.
It's about moving to Sweden (biggest cities are excluded from the Swedish Dream) and living a simple life near nature, learn about farming, wild vegetables and the way of the Swedes, lagom. In Sweden you can enjoy one of the best laws ever created by humankind, allemansrätten, which basically involves that you have the right to harvest vegetables, fruits, camp outside, walk, cycle, ride, ski, and camp on any land—with the exception of private gardens, the immediate vicinity of a dwelling house and land under cultivation. Restrictions apply for nature reserves and other protected areas. It also gives the right to pick wild flowers, mushrooms and berries (provided they are not legally protected), but not to hunt in any way. (~wikipedia)
You can read more about it online.

The Swedish Dream is the perfect escape way from a stressful and meaningless life (even for Swedish people themselves). Just get out there and be yourself!
Þorbjörn: Hej! Have you heard of Timothy? He left for good and he lives on a little farm in Sweden now, he calls it "The Swedish Dream"

Sturgurðr: fan vad nice
by Sigurth Fafnirsbunny April 25, 2023
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swedish toastie

the act of inserting ones penis into a toaster to gain sexual pleasure.
(note. the toaster does not have to be on)
"i just love a swedish toastie me"
by chav fucker February 2, 2017
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swedish sandwich

When you smoke, slam a bunch of food and then smoke again.
“Ava and I are going to get Swedish Sandwiches for lunch. You should come along!”
by Lilemmy March 1, 2019
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