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shag monkey

(n) a person drunk enough to suck booze out of a shag carpet
Tom is so drunk he's become a shag monkey
by bobby p April 16, 2005
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shag bands

see Jelly bracelets for many, many definitions. They are the same thing basically.
click on the link and see the meaning of shag bands :)
by faeryfig June 21, 2006
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Shag Bands

Rubber bands which are different colours with meanings if snapped..

Black - Sex pink clear - anything girl wants

Pink - Kiss, White - flash
yellow - hug, orange - hickey
any green - hand job, purple - undress other person
any blue - blow job
Red - Lap dance
Gold - all the way/everything
clear any colour - anything wanted by snapper
i snapped your shag bands ;) ...... go on then
by AndreaLTodd October 27, 2009
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Shag Band

a coloured band which if broken the snapee and snapper have to shag according to the colour of the band.
the colours are as follows:

Black- bed sex
Orange- kinky food sex
Purple- drunken sex
Pink- role play sex
Green- sex on grass
Blue- sex under water
Yellow- sex on the beach
Red- agressive sex
Clear- snappers choice and whatever the colour is
You snapped my orange shag band! Now we have to have kinky food sex.
by Delgado69er January 2, 2010
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Shag-bragger

Somebody that sleeps with lots of people and feels the need to bring it up at the next given occasion.
Sarah: Wow, that's a long banana.

Kate: Yeah, almost as long as Simon's last night.

Sarah: Omg, you're such a Shag-bragger.
by Geese-Go-Moo October 12, 2012
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tactical shag

maurice, work is fucking me off, lets go for a quick tactical shag in the disabled toilets and get back to it.
by cool...cool-cool-cool November 20, 2020
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Shotgun Shag

Sex that lasts only two seconds before the guy comes. Click, click, boom!
Person #1: Did you have sex with that guy last night? How was it?
Person #2: It was shit. It was a total shotgun shag.

Person #1: Ha! Unlucky.
by Livliga March 25, 2019
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