Spicy shaft

Jacking off with hot sauce

My peepee really hurts. I think I have spicy shaft and spicy nuts

by JafarsMen May 13, 2018

Shaft Masher

A man who mashes his flaccid crank into hard objects, such as walls, floors, and closed toilet seats for no obvious reason.

Look at that guy over there with his pants down up against that bus. He must be a shaft masher.

by - The NonGoggleGuy - March 18, 2019

Shaft Jackstall

V. The act of beating your meat in school during school hours.

Guy 1: Hey where the fuck where you in AP special Ed?
Guy 2: I skipped and pulled a shaft jackstall in the bathroom".

by Big_nig_6969 June 7, 2018

Elevator Shaft

To publicly obliterate the credibility, validity, or integrity of a person, place, object, organization, or idea to such an extent that the victim experiences a level of degradation greater than or equal to the amount of humiliation commonly experienced when tumbling down an elevator shaft.

"Did you see that huge piece of toilet paper stuck to the boss's shoe during the meeting last night?"

"Haha, yeah man; totally elevator shafted."

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"Oh my gosh, were you there when that kid snuck up behind the principal and pantsed him?"

"Totally man! Spongebob boxers: extreme elevator shaftage!"

by SlangSultan November 16, 2011

nut shaft

A weiner. its what ur mom sucks on

blake has a small nut shaft.

by Jamal Sanders October 3, 2005

Mrs Shaft

Is a fat mammoth and a very ungraceful lady. If you can even call her a lady that is! She is a mean, cruel creature with no heart and DOESNT LOOK GOOD IN A BIKINI!

Mrs Shaft mammoth

by Eillie June 21, 2013

Drive shaft

guy masturbating while driving...done intentionally to get caught by other motorists.

Ex 1: I was driving down the highway and was being paced by another car. You glance over and find out he was playing with his drive shaft going down the highway.

by Mortified Driver October 4, 2012