shit phantom

when a party-goer uses the bathroom, turns off the water to the toilet (via knob below the toilet bowl), flushes the toilet until the water no longer runs, then proceeds to shit in the toilet.

The shit phantom struck again at Jay C's house.

by Mike B. and Mike V. January 8, 2008

Phantom Jobber

Someone who leaves the toilet in a mess. Normally by leaving sliding faece marks in the bowl. Occasionally they flush, sometimes they do not.

"You been to the shitter recently? The phantom jobber is back again, f**king skids everywhere"

by dirtdawg January 5, 2009

Phantom Roommate

Having a roommate or person that lives with you that you rarely see or hear from. Most common in colleges with students that live near campus but are required to live in dorms.

"Why is this half of your room empty?"

"Oh, I have a phantom roommate. that supposed to be his half"

by hitting the wall March 14, 2010

Phantom Sneeze

The sensation of a sneeze that won't occur naturally.

I kept having to phantom sneeze in front of Jane last night and now she thinks I have terrets.

by Scooter118 March 11, 2009

Danny Phantom

One of Nick's best shows ever!! Has one of the largest followings in the channels history and is really one of the most relateable shows actually on telivision!

Danny Phantom can kick Spongebob's butt anyday!

by Caitie16 July 16, 2008

Phantom Booger

After blowing your nose on a tissue, a phantom booger is a booger that did not make it to the tissue and is nowhere to be found. Common destinations of the phantom booger are your arms, hair, face, steering wheel, keyboard, and monitor. Phantom boogers can potentially lead to embarrassment and awkward social situations.

Dude #1: Dude, I just blew my nose and the booger is nowhere to be found!

Dude #2: Dude, it must be a phantom booger!

Dude #1: I must find it!

Dude #2: Dude, it's on your cheek!

Dude #1: o noes!!

by TehTonster January 16, 2009

phantom boner

When the penis becomes erect but you can not for the life of you think why the blood is rushing to your phallus, then you are in possession of a phantom boner. It has no reason to be there, just like Hitler at a Bahmitzvah, It just shouldnt be there.

You are in church singing a glorious hymn, but why oh why are you pointing to the heavens? The phantom boner has taken over and wont go away for at least half an hour

by Keithmorreason November 16, 2009