Post Pi

Also known as “Post Truth Pi” or “Fake Pi.” Alternative facts on the number π that are popular in some political or conspiratorial circles, which oft-half-innumerate politicians like to share with their voters to sound mathematically civilized.

From the Encyclopedia of “Alternative Facts,” here are some post pi entries:
The value of π is different on different planets and galaxies.
The number π is contained within π.
The googolth digit of π is 3.
ET sent a pi message to earthlings on Independence Day.
The number π and the Bible are intimately related.

by Fasters May 20, 2022

Pi Apparition

When the ghost or spirit of the number π would appear to some lucky mathematicians or math educators to reveal to them some of her sexy numerical, geometric, or trigonometric properties—when they least expect her to visiting them, while experiencing an aha!

Unlike demonic apparitions that petrify even diehard Proud Boys “patriots,” pi apparitions are welcomed by both the mathematical brethren and the numerological fraternity.

by Covido November 18, 2022

pi time

pi = approximately 3.14
therefore, when the clock shows 3:14, it is Pi Time!

An excellent time to eat pie.

Dude check out the clock, it's 3:14 - better heat up that cherry pie yo mama made cuz it's pi time!

by diggerb March 14, 2010

Pies

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hey pie get me a beer

dude he pied the waitress in the kitchen

by the project pat June 1, 2004

sling pies

To deliver pizza, usually with a car.

"What does Joseph do for work?" "Sling pies for Pizza Hut down on campus."

by Illogical Bobcat June 18, 2008

Pi-Head

A person fascinated with the decimal expansion of pi (3.14...)

It would take a Pi-Head to know how far pi has been expanded by today's super computers

by lacsap October 2, 2011

Pi Moment

When the public announcement of the proof of a famous unsolved problem on π turned out to be short-lived, because the result was later found to contain grave errors.

Mathematicians worldwide were excited to hear that the number (π + e) has been proved to be transcendental (i.e., its value can’t be the root of an algebraic equation with rational coefficients), but the news was nothing but a pi moment.

by MathPlus March 22, 2021