Muck Yo Couch

Instead of saying FUCK YO COUCH, you say MUCK YO COUCH. As to not be rude and swear. The word muck comes from poker and Ricky Oneill and Ryan Stryker say it so it must be cool. So Muck your couch
by Ryan Stryker November 10, 2007
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mutt da muck

The way a friend who speaks like a muppet would try to verbalize the phrase: "wtf".
by B.Money May 13, 2005
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Mucking bin

"Mucking bin" refers to the act of male/female sexual intercourse.

"Muck" derives from the type of consistency created in mud when you get your boot stuck in it. "Mucking" is the action of pumping your male reproductive extremity in an inward/outward motion into a wet, viscous area; In this case, a bin.

"Bin", a variant of "dumpster" as defined in the term cum dumpster refers to a vagina.
Boys! Don't be shy with the Axe Body Spray tonight; We're out to muck some bin!

Did you hear Dan is taking his date out in his new car tonight? He's mucking bin for sure!

<phone rings> hello? hey, what are your plans tonight? my lady is coming over so I'm probably just mucking bin and ordering pizza (in no specific order). Enjoy the pizza!
by ice2bb January 17, 2018
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goo-goo-muck

Last night I gave my girlfriend goo-goo-muck in the hair.
by Crisky February 20, 2023
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muck my barn

by nukchung October 02, 2017
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National Muck-Day!

Today the 23.04.2018 is national Muck-Day!
While in a group people you like you are allowed to continously offend them. They are allowed to counter-muck as long as it does not overwhelm the original muck.

On National Muck-Day you can muck as much as you want. Usually mucking is something special you do on occasions that make the muck funny, but on NMD the muck is life. Muck all day!
National Muck-Day!
me: Damn! It's national Muck-Day! Let's see... Yo Max! You're Gay!
Max (with the rules off NMD in mind): Yo, You're a Bitch!
by Clarencexz April 23, 2018
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Mucking Fords Wuddled

Getting tongue-tied, getting your words mixed up, instead of getting your fucking words muddled
Whenever I’m trying to talk to a pretty girl, I always get my mucking fords wuddled
by Dr Dongmeister June 14, 2019
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